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Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has today announced the border bubble with New South Wales will expand to include the entire Southern state except for Greater Sydney.
From 1am on Tuesday November 3, residents in regional NSW will be able to travel to Queensland without facing restrictions, but people from Sydney’s 32 local government areas will still be required to quarantine.
Victorians will continue to be banned from entering the state , obviously.
While this looks like great news for Queensland tourism and NSW industry, the Sydney ban still excludes 5 million Australians from visiting the Sunshine State.
Hot Mess Gladys is one of these Australians.
The NSW Premier says she has a yoga retreat booked in Noosa for late November, and if this basic-binch from Queensland doesn’t open up the borders before then she will literally be so off her.
“I booked this retreat like literally the day I came off the stand at ICAC nearly three weeks ago.” she says.
“And now she’s saying I can’t fly to Noosa because I’m from Willoughby and not some Barilaro town out in woop woop”
“Good stuff Anna. Really love your work”
“Not”
This news is crushing for the NSW Premier, who has taken blow after blow ever since her private life entered the news cycle with allegations that her ex-boyfriend was arguably one of the most corrupt state politician since Russel Hinze.
The NSW Premier’s personal life has only gotten more chaotic. As was reported throughout the week, Berejiklian has briefly dyed her hair blonde, maxed out her credit card on activewear, joined F45, begun dating a Bra Boy, and suspended NSW Parliament on Friday afternoon just in time for Wine O’Clock.
“Love this for me” says Hot Mess Gladys, after reading the Queensland Premier’s pre-election press release on borders.
“Like, I don’t want anyone’s sympathy or anything, but like, yeah. It’s a lot”
MORE TO COME.
