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A local financial planner has spent the day phoning his clients to suggest they buying some fucking dogecoin right now because it’s going to the fucking moon, bro.

Will O’Fraidley, from Dennis Coleman & Associates in the Old City, said a lot of his clients have been asking him about GameStop and how they could leverage their position to get in on the fast money.

But the 27-year-old says there’s a much simpler solution.

“Buy doge,” he said.

“I’ve been telling these fucking boomers man, to liquidate their position and get into Doge. It’s fucking mooning man, I’m going to fucking retire next week. Fuck off those ETFs, they suck and they’re boring. Fuck your blue-chips, liquidate that shit and buy Doge,”

“GameSpot is over, Doge is the new moon rising. Fuck man, I had this one old cunt put a hundred grand in Doge at 9am this morning. He’s ready to come down here and tongue kiss me. He’s up $6 million, bro. He’s like my mate’s uncle. It can happen to all of us,”

“Just buy some fucking Doge! Fuck!”

The Advocate would like to point out that Mr O’Fraidley has no formal qualifications in financial markets and his advice should not be taken.

However, those in his age group around town have taken to social media to repeat his message.

More to come.

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