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CAN’T HURT? As a new YouGov poll shows absolutely catastrophic predictions for the Liberal Party just 3 days out from the 2025 Federal Election, the number one take away is that the Opposition has not made any gains with female voters since their low watermark under Scott Morrison in 2022.
The new poll, which is by far the worst numbers that the Coalition has faced this entire campaign, shows the Peter Dutton is set to lead his party into a bloodbath that will see them left with less than 50 seats.
It could be their worst result since 1946.
The party has been quick to do whatever they can to stem the bleeding of swing-voters, starting with these increasingly hard-to-read females.
To do this, they need to somehow get Dutton to take a step back and stop being the face of their campaign.
With two days to go until Australians vote, now is the time to send in Deputy Leader, Sussan Ley.
And the party have given her permission to talk about whatever she wants to talk about, including that zodiac rubbish that she has previously kept to herself.
It is no lie that Sussan Ley has been somewhat restrained this election, as the Liberals worked tirelessly to stop her from talking about numerology or astrology – two of her great interests.
In 2015, it was revealed that Sussan Ley deliberately added a third “s” to her first name as a younger woman.
The reason for this was her belief in the vibrational connection between numbers and our lives – also known as numerology.
“I read about this numerology theory that if you add the numbers that match the letters in your name you can change your personality,”
Sussan Ley is also believed to be a big fan of the stars, and they how they relate to moods, personality, and relationships.
This particular range of pseudoscientific divinatory practices is known as astrology, and is slightly more palatable to every day voters who can’t help but read their own horoscopes.
Until now, the Liberal party had dismissed these bizarre interests as estrogen-charged woo-woo. But at this stage of their dismall campaign, they’ll even resort to witchcraft.
With Venus no longer in retrograde, Sussan Ley has been given full clearance to let rip.
