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Local insurance salesman Colin McDavish (34) never seemed to fit in until he found a home amongst a flock of racially pure black sheep.
“For initiation they punch you over and over while you name five brands of Australian cereal that you are proud of” recounted McDavish in a 100% accurate account of the Proud Boys actual initiation ceremony.
“My years at Woolies were really helpful for that.”
A prominent figure of the Betoota chapter of the Australian Proud Boys, McDavish claims he is not a racist, just a young man tired of PC nonsense such as people telling him what he can and can’t say about other races.
“The whole racist thing doesn’t work because there are proud boys I know who aren’t white; Fobba, Pradeep, Black Dave…”
McDavish then directed attention to his black eye which he claims to have received in a coward punch attack due to his reputation and bravado.
However, witnesses say the attacker was simply a local gambling addict who was having a smoke outside the Lord Kidman Hotel in the Old City District, who was visibly sick and tired of hearing this big noting loudmouth standing the middle of the street bragging about everything he is proud of.
“It’s Australian tall poppy syndrome.” says the now humiliated white supremacist.
“They saw us peacefully protesting as is our first amendment right and because they couldn’t use logic they used their fists.”
The protest McDavish refers to took place in Betoota’s federation Másaçre Park where a group of a dozen Proud Boys gathered around a statue of pioneer William Waterford who has come under recent scrutiny for his recipe for a soup made of slaves.
While locals say the attack was simply a result of McDavish’s toxic far-right views being outmatched by the toxic masculinity of the average Australian, he insists that the assailant was an Antifa thug sent by former Greens Senator Bob Brown.
“They identified me as the leader and tried to silence me” he says.
The Betoota Proud Boys version of events have since been disputed by CCTV footage, which shows McDavish being punched from behind by a bloke wearing TapOut singlet, who immediately walked back into the pub to play pokies as though nothing had happened.
MORE TO COME.
