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SANDRA McDONALD | Travel | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate have today uncovered damning revelations about deluded 'microinfluencers' who are attempting to communicate with European tourist hotspots as if they were actual people. The Betoota local at the centre of the investigation is currently making the most of her University break by traveling through Europe and pumping out at least one Instagram every two days for...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US President Donald Trump's son-in-law and senior White House adviser Jared Kushner says he "did not collude" with the Russian government, despite having roughly four encounters with Russian officials during the 2016 campaign and presidential transition. Mr Kushner, has said that his contact with Russian officials was only really at 'gathos' he had hosted with a 'few different peeps'...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A poll conducted by Columbia University has concluded that the overwhelming majority of the 'real Americans' who guided President Donald Trump to victory last year are now beginning to regret their decision, with most of them explaining that if they had the chance, they'd rather have Kid Rock as their voice in Washington. It's a shock result for Trump,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that OJ Simpson has been granted parole from prison after serving nine years for a botched armed robbery, Keeping Up With The Kardashians are expecting a record-breaking ratings spike for season 14. A four-member Nevada parole board voted to release the 70-year-old former star athlete after an often emotional hearing, however his conditions of his...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After sunning themselves over Easter in Bali, the future leaders of the nation have once again left Australia in search of relaxation and cheaper drugs. Close to ten thousand of the nation's brightest privately-educated superstars have descended on the Adriatic Sea this week for Croatia Yacht Week - a seven-day-long festival of unbridled hedonism. Touching down...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Christopher Nolan's recent return to the director chair has blown away historians with his epic recount of the most remarkable stories of WWII - the evacuation of hundreds of thousands of Allied soldiers from the beaches of northern France - Dunkirk. However, while the mastermind behind Dunkirk already has earned his stripes with the Dark Knight Triology, Inception and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even an entire year after the Fast & Furious franchise released the 8th installment, production has already begun on number nine: The Mate Of The Furious The upcoming sequel, which is due for a 2018 release, is already being touted as one of the most expensive action films of all time. With only two more films to go and an ever-expanding fictional universe of...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rockstar-turned-peacemaker Bono has interrupted the Toronto press conference for the upcoming Floyd Mayweather and Connor McGregor fight to urge both parties to pursue a peaceful solution to their ongoing rivalry. "Stop this nonsense!" yelled the 57-year-old in the key of C. "No war! No war! Look at yourselves! Two young men caught up in all this bullshit!...

MARCIA MCCANDLESS | Environment | Contact Adult website Brazzers announced this morning that a touching tribute to the Great Barrier Reef is in the works and all the proceeds from the production will go to its conservation effort. Currently, under the working title of 'Great Barrier Queef', the 60-minute long video is slated for release in early 2018, however, that's all...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Coming just days after the First Daughter sat in for her father during a G20 world leaders meeting, Ivanka Trump has sat in for one of the seven pilots tasked with flying Air Force One back to Washington from Hamburg overnight. The White House confirmed Ms Trump was at the controls of the Boeing 747-200B as it touched down...