Putin Tells Mates Over A Few Squat Beers That He Almost Feels Bad For America
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Just days after meeting with US President Donald Trump in Helskini, Vladimir Putin has taken some time off to relax with friends this...
Trump’s Meeting With Putin Just A Chance For Everyone To Use The Word ‘Meddled’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Following the vaguely confirmed rumours that Russia might have interfered with the 2016 Presidential election, journalists around the country are relishing in the...
Trump Reconsidering His Presidency After Seeing Protestors In London
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The President of The United States is apparently now questioning his position as the most powerful man in the world, after seeing crowds...
All 15 Thai Boys Rescued After Neymar Is Brought In As Specialist Diver
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In the good news story of the year, the stranded junior Thai Football team known as the ‘Wild Boars’ have finally been rescued...
Football Not Exactly Excited About Coming Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The world game has today spoken out about an reluctance to go back to the grey skies and non-stop sleet and rain...
Planet Earth Struggles To Process Unfamiliar Feelings Triggered By A Rare Good News Story
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A trending international news story has left the people of Planet Earth feeling unfamiliar emotions such as joy and relief today, after...
Vocal Anti-Plastic Campaigner Probably Gonna Stick To Bottled Water In Bali
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Betoota based anti-plastic campaigner and eco-warrior Mia Bowler (25) has today conceded that she probably won’t be drinking out...
Russian Footballers Celebrate Another Couple Days Of Having Kneecaps
The Russian national football team are celebrating a historic and monumental occasion today, after officially being told by the Russian government that they are...
Drake Releases 25 New Songs About Him Maybe Overthinking Social Media Behaviour Of Females
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Canadian rap superstar Drake has broken historic streaming records with his new album "Scorpion" - with fans nearly clocking up 1000 years...
Melania Trump Makes History As First Immigrant Allowed To Leave An ICE Detention Centre
KENT REGINALD | The World | Contact
First Lady of the United States and woman who no one knows for sure can read, Melania Trump, is being hailed as...
