City Man Returns From North Coast Holiday Barefooting Every Trip To The Shops
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA Sydney man is attempting to extend the shelf life of a fresh batch of dopamine this week, after enjoying an...
Local Tradie Confirms You’re Actually Losing Money If You Pass Up On A Servo 2FA Deal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACTWHAT A STEAL: A local tradie has confirmed what’s been common knowledge amongst chippie’s for years.
You’re basically bleeding cash if you pass up...
Howard Enters Warm Liquid Goo Phase As Dutton’s Popularity Sinks To Crean Levels
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Liberal Party has began the process of waking former Prime Minister John Howard from his cryogenic slumber this...
Construction On Melbourne Airport Rail Will Begin Next Year, Says Every Victorian Premier Since 1970
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTIn a remarkably familiar announcement, the Victorian Government has once again assured the public that construction on the long-promised Melbourne Airport Rail...
Local Woman Accidentally Uses Fucked Friendship Group Humour In Front Of Her Normie Friends
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who prides herself on usually having a ‘chameleon-like’ ability to blend into different social circles has accidentally let her fucked...
Vulnerable Young Man Ditches Toxic Online Communities After Finding Purpose Tackling 90kg Tongan Kids
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Betoota Heights parents, Julie and Jim Buckmaster, have spent the last year in a state of panic about the worrying changes they are...
Fuck Remember The 2014 Budget? That Was So Fucked Lol
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As Labor Treasuer Jim Chalmers delivers his fourth, and seemingly bare-able, Federal Budget - Australians remember back to the days when this otherwise...
Olympics Plan Revealed: QLD Government Decides Golfers Won’t Whinge As Much As Southside Yuppies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland Premier David Crisafulli has today unveiled the plans for the Brisbane Games, set to take place in 7 years time.
This follows a...
‘Adolescence’ Shows The Horrors Of What Happens When Young Boys Don’t Spend Their Youth Mimicking WWE And Jackass
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The most viewed TV programme on Netflix appears to have struck a cord with young families right around the world.
The English TV production...
Dinner With Crisafulli Deemed Successful After PM Uses A Razor For The Garlic And Slices It So Thin It Liquefies In The Pan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Albanese and the new LNP Premier for Queensland, David Crisafulli have today announced succesful negotiations between both the state and Federal...
