Tasmanian Parliament Set To Pass No-Confidence Motion To Oust Premier Jeremy Rockliff
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Tasmanian Parliament is expected to pass a no-confidence motion against Premier Jeremy Rockliff this afternoon, in what experts...
Boele Celebrates Victory By Ramping Up The Crude Jokes: “I Didn’t Even Have To Root Any AEC Staff”
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Four weeks after their demoralising loss at the 2025 Federal Election, and the Liberal Party of Australia has suffered another cruel blow.
The Federal...
Boomer Who Needs Interns To Attach Files To Emails Outraged By ‘Unskilled’ Workers Getting A Pay Rise
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA well-off boomer from the tree-lined streets of Betoota Grove has today taken to Facebook to voice his displeasure about the recent changes...
Two Well Adjusted Grown Men End Business Relationship On Good Terms
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A pair of grounded public figures working tirelessly for their countries and communities have this week agreed to end their business relationship.
Elon...
Yes, This Gold-Wrapped Mustang Does In Fact Belong To A Local Indian-Australian Gentleman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After months of intense speculation, the owner of a gold-wrapped Ford Mustang has been revealed to a group of...
Coworker’s Cough Way Too Moist And Chunky For Him To Be In The Office Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTTensions reached a boiling point in a Betoota Heights marketing agency yesterday morning, after team member Jordan Firth, 34, could be heard descending...
Boss Shows Support For Pride Month By Revealing Ian Roberts Was His Favourite NRL Player, Even After He Knew
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Pride Month has kicked off in workplaces and community clubs right across the country this week, as Australians join hands to celebrate LGBTQ+...
Former Stereo Guy Catches Himself Thinking About Avicii Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local engineer on the new Betoota Development Link Express Rail Traffic Green Way has today caught himself thinking about the good old...
New Tinder Height Filter Finally Gives Local Bloke The Option Of Death By Snu Snu
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTTinder has unveiled a new preference option that allows users to filter out potential matches by height by paying for a subscription, which...
Millennial Who’s The First Woman In Her Family To Have A Full Time Job To Now Have It Replaced With AI
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTIn a cruel taste of fate, a millennial woman who was the first female in her family to have a full time job...
