World Treated To First Enemy Of Trump Not Wrapped Up In Non Disclosure Agreements
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
News consumers and social media users around the world are today marvelling at one of the most spectacular break ups in human history....
Ex-Classmate You Heard Was Locked Up Reappears In Tagged Pic Of 1kg Burger Challenge
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local man’s Sunday night couch scroll has become mildly more interesting tonight, after discovering a person he went to school...
IT Guy Also Surprisingly Jacked
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn good news for Australia’s Brisbane Olympics medal tally, a potential gold medal prospect has been uncovered today in the basement...
Maletildas Qualify For World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Australian men's soccer team has this week done really really well.
In a huge win for men's sports, the boy version of...
“Actually, I Probably Would Drink Dog’s Milk” Says Bendigo Man
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Bendigo man travelling to Melbourne for a routine heart angiogram has confirmed this morning that, under the right...
Jetstar Naively Puts Hand Up To Do Proposed Newcastle–Bali Flights
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The nation's premiere budget carrier Jetstar has thrown their support behind a move by the City of Newcastle...
Fast Vintage: Last Week’s SHEIN Specials Already On Display At Op Shops
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA frustrated local woman has yet again had her monthly op shop ventures ruined by the infiltration of SHEIN clothing, which she’s now...
Tassie Government Blows Up Because Pussy Mainlanders Can’t Play Footy Outside In The Cold
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Tasmanian parliament is today hosting another spectacular day of bickering, as the state's parliamentarians figure out who wants to be in charge.
Liberal...
Tim Wilson Has The Template For Defeating The Teals: Get Peter Dutton To Destroy His Own Career By Spending 18 Months Terrifying Elderly Jewish Voters With The Relentless Stoking...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Teal Wave has crashed.
It is all over.
The 2025 Federal Election taught us a few things.
Firstly, Australians aren't that fond of...
Report: Bit Of A Minestrone Kinda Night Don’t Ya Reckon?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With half the nation pissing down with icy rain, and the other half copping a dry cold front, it's undeniably the kind of...
