Nick Kyrgios breaks down in tears after sports psychologist tells him that “it’s not his fault”
13 October, 2016. 10:03
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AUSTRALIAN TENNIS PRODIGY NICK Kyrgios has bowed out of the Shanghai Masters overnight and into a...
Man with zero spatial awareness trampled to death outside busy train station
13 October, 2016. 10:03
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A WEST END MAN has had his life support switched off this morning after he was...
High schooler thinks he’s Eminem after smoking his first marijuana
12 October, 2016. 11:34
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AT AGE 16, SAMUEL MICKAYLA received a swift clip under his right ear from his old...
Perth gripped by critical soda charge shortage as POND releases new single
12 October, 2016. 11:34
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PERTH BAND POND released a brand new single "Sweep Me Off My Feet" earlier this week...
EMBARRASSING! Mike Baird’s pants split open after being bent over yet again
12 October, 2016. 11:34
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THE PREMIER OF NEW SOUTH WALES was left embarrassed after his trousers split open as he...
Samoan Mate Unable To Provide Any Evidence To Claims That He’s Related To The Rock
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Local Samoan, Joseph Vuno, cannot sit in the TAB of any pub without pointing out that someone on the...
Local townie heads out for another busy evening of shooting road signs
11 October, 2016. 12:34
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TAKING SOME TIME OUT from his hectic schedule, Nathan Delaney followed up a busy day of throwing...
Bloke Who Doesn’t Known Anyone At Party Shows Off Unique Sense Of Humour By Yelling ‘Taxi!’
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In a cringeworthy display of immaturity, Ed Hatton (28) is still yelling 'Taxi' every time someone spills a drinks...
Trump-hating man can’t stop talking about Trump and what Trump has done now
11 October, 2016. 10:02
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IN A CAMPAIGN PERPETUATED BY twists and turns at every moment, a local commission-based software salesman has...
Local Pub Introduces New $80 Steak Special After Getting Rid Of Their Pokies
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IN THE DAYS BEFORE PUBLICAN Artie Harper climbed up on his high horse, the only thing in his run-down-by-homely-inner-city...
