Report: 60 Minutes’ journalistic standards more shocking than Cassie’s sex worker past
21 May, 2017. 15:34
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A report commissioned by the Telecommunications Industry Ombudsmen has found that Australians were more appalled...
Science discovers man named ‘Graeme’ under the age of 25
21 May, 2017. 15:34
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Researchers from Australia's peak scientific body announced a breakthrough this morning during a media brunch in...
Tax Office Confirms They Actually Have Been Fucking Robbing Us
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Australians have been told that they don't have to pay tax this year if they don't want to - after it was...
History Teacher Somehow Glides Over Entire Century Between Gold Rush And Whitlam
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A year 10 student with access to the internet has been left without answers today, after quizzing his high school history teacher...
Report Finds Man Arguing That JT Isn’t The Greatest Is Simply, Without Question, An Idiot
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The handsome, polite and superiorly talented Johnathan Thurston is the greatest person ever, a new study from Monash university has found.
While state-influenced...
Byron Bay Resident Refers To Her Affluent Extended Family As “My Mob”
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After 6 months of living in Byron Bay, the daughter of a prominent Brisbane legal practitioner is now using Aboriginal terms of...
WebMD tragically tells man that his flu-like symptoms all point to HIV/AIDS
16 May, 2017. 16:23
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A seemingly healthy, but run down young profession has had his world turned upside down this...
Report: Ponytail man in Good Will Hunting bar scene would’ve been glassed in Australia
16 May, 2017. 10:23
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A detailed report into smart people running their smart mouths in licensed venues across Australia has...
Voice Contestant Tells Heartbreaking Story Of How He Backed His Falcon Into A Tow Bar
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Returning for its ninth season, the early episodes on Channel 9's The Voice are known for their euphoric highs and tragic lows, as well...
“How Not Buying Coffee Helped Me Make The Most Of The Trust Fund Grandpa Left Me”
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A privileged trust fund kid who was lucky enough to enter Australia’s property market before the overseas-investment-fueled capital city property boom says his...
