Financially Illiterate Greens Supporter Appalled By PM Schmoozing Leader Of World’s Biggest Economy
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A 27 year old inner city art student has revealed her horror at the meeting between Albo and Trump earlier this week.
Sofia Hurley,...
Gold Ford Mustangs As Far As The Eye Can See As Diwali Festivities Get Underway In Town
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A seemingly endless street lined with gold-wrapped Ford Mustangs is a clear sign for one local Betoota man that Diwali celebrations are in...
Local Kid Prepares To Dress Up As Bike Lane For Halloween To Really Frighten Elderly Neighbours
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Residents of Betoota Grove are on edge this week after word spread that twelve-year-old local boy, Mason Lafferty, plans...
Facebook Marketplace To Introduce New ‘Yes It’s Fucking Available’’ Auto Reply
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As of November 2025, Facebook marketplace will have the option to click a button in messenger that says ‘yes its fucking available’, which...
Local Man Glad He’s Not Imagining This Heatwave, After Dad Confirms It Is Not Cold
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The true nature of the heatwave currently parts of the country has been uncovered today, after a local father of 3 issued a...
Dutton Forced To Lie Down In Dark Room And Listen To Some Enya After Hearing His Political Hero Call Albo A “Great Leader”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Private citizen Peter Dutton has spent most of the morning lying on the couch in his Chermside office with...
Irishman In Australia Vows To Persist With Polyester Gaelic Football Jersey No Matter How Hot It Gets
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After completing his 88 days of visa obligations by picking fruit over the winter months in Coffs Harbour, recently-arrived Irishman Tomás Mac Curtain...
Labor, Coalition, Greens And One Nation Lay Down Arms And Come Together To Enjoy Rudd Being Humiliated
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The Australian political landscape has today come together in a rare and touching display of unity.
The once in a decade type of...
Aussie Patriots At Sky News Nearly Destroy Our Diplomatic Ties With America For A Brainrot Soundbite
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs reports of ‘Kevin Rudd gets a dressing down from Donald Trump’ dominate the news cycle, few people have questioned why a Sky...
Local Man Lies To Childcare Worker’s Face In Telling Her His Kid Has Never Bitten Anyone Before And This Is Very Out Of Character
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local father has today stood in the foyer of a suburban childcare centre and delivered a lie so...
