Hare Krishna Chick At The Train Station Making Lentils Look Like A Class A
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A hyperactive subscriber to the International Society for Krishna Consciousness has today proven that you don't need drugs and alcohol to have a fun...
Carpenter In Testicle-Hugging Stubbies Has A Problem With Young Blokes And Their Skinny Jeans
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A cranky old chippy drinking tropical fruit crush cordial out of a five litre water cooler, has today pointed out to everyone else...
Bloke Who Still Doesn’t Know How To Open A Beer With A Lighter Lets Mate “Do The Honours”
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After a lifetime as a non-smoker who usually carries a dorky bottle opener on his keyring, local man Ed Crewy (23) has today...
PM Says Muslims Should Report Criminal Activity Like His Church Did After A 5-Year Royal Commission
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THORNLEIGH MACDONALDS: Prime Minister Scott Morrison has continued his criticism of the Islamic community in the wake of the most recent Bourke Street...
Newcastle Hipster Has Been Apparently Moving To Sydney For About Three Years Now
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Alicia Hartcher has assured The Betoota Advocate today that she is definitely still moving to Sydney.
The 21-year-old from the well-to-do suburb of Bar Beach explained...
Gen-X Australian Hip Hop Fan Feeling Chuffed After Learning The Term ‘Mumble Rap’
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A self confessed lover of 'real hip hop' says he can't believe he's gone six months without realising there was a word that...
Office Nerd Rocks Up At Work With Black Arm Band
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Nerds right around the world are grieving today, following the news that, 95-year-old comic book writer is no longer alive.
Stan Lee, the writer...
Report: Wollongong Responsible For 95% Of Nation’s Stringlets
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A recent study released by the CSIRO has confirmed that the city of Wollongong is, in fact, responsible for the overwhelming majority of...
“Salted Caramel Is Our Signature” Says Every Fucking Ice Cream Shop
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A recent study by Roy Morgan Australia has revealed that salted caramel flavour is the signature of every last fucking ice cream shop.
The...
Scomo Treats Self To Hard Earned Long Neck Of Sanpellegrino In Brown Paper Bag At Knock Off
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison, or as he likes to be known as 'Scomo' - or as his media team like to refer to...
