Liberal Volunteer Hangs Up The Puffer Vest After Long Day Of Being Asked About Engadine Maccas
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A Betoota Grove man says he's exhausted this evening after a long day of volunteering for the Liberal Party...
New Poll Finds Keeping The Bastards Down South Honest Key Voter Issue For Katter’s Electorate
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From Mt Isa, to The Curry, to the Southern suburbs of Cairns and the Northern suburbs of Townsville - the voters from within...
Polling Station In The Top End Of Town Under Impression This Is A Democracy Sausage
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A Betoota Grove primary school has been caught selling gourmet sausages wrapped in a bun this morning, telling voters...
Random Independent Who Didn’t Even Campaign Remaining Optimistic He’s The Next Ricky Muir
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Looking to topple our town's current representative in Canberra this morning, a little known independent candidate told The Advocate...
Jesus Confirms His Dad Totally Planned For Israel Folau To End Up Playing Footy In Japan
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Nazareth-native Jesus H. Christ has told journalists this afternoon via a religious medium that his father, Jehovah H. God,...
Barnaby Enjoys A Couple Cold Jars After A Long Election Race Against Nobody In Particular
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The Member for New England has told reporters in Armidale this afternoon that his fate is in God's hands...
Undecided Voter Feels Now Is As Good A Time As Ever To Vote Labor, He Guesses
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A Betoota Heights man who doesn't really follow politics says he'll probably vote for Labor this election because he...
The Ultimate Election Night Drinking Game Revealed
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Australia has a toxic relationship with the grog, which means even the most mundane of events can be tarted...
Gladys Has Transport Minister Executed After He Suggests Naming A New Tram ‘Tramy McTramface’
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Police say a lifeless body found outside the New South Boomerstan Parliament this after is that of Andrew Constance,...
Lambie Promises Royal Commission Into Whether Regional Tasmanian AFL Umpires Are Fucken Blind
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Independent senate candidate Jacqui Lambie has come out strong with some big promises just days before Tasmania joins the rest of the country...
