Husky Queenslander Could’ve Sworn He Voted LNP For Tax Cuts This Year
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A big old boy from Mackay is scratching his head this morning after the government revealed that the promised...
HBO Hint To A GOT Spin-Off Series About Brienne Of Tarth Working As A Sex Columnist In NYC
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HBO has given viewers of their popular Game of Thrones franchise something to look forward to this morning,...
Regional Queenslander Currently Having A Go Now Waits Patiently For His Go To Arrive
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A Betoota Heights butcher loudly thumped the top of his counter today, telling our reporter that he voted for...
Giant Hamster Wheel Appears On Adani Site As Greens Take Control Of The Senate
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A giant domestic pet toy has appeared in the Galilee basin today, after it becomes increasingly likely that the Greens will control the...
Government Spin Doctor Accepts Challenge Of Making Impending Recession Labor’s Fault
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The nation is collectively waiting to see how the impending recession this country will inevitably experience will be made...
Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs Decide 7 Months Of Phelps Is Enough Punishment For Disrespectful Libs
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The short-lived renegade independent member for Wentworth Kerryn Phelps is reportedly planning to concede defeat today, after the votes land on Saturday's federal election.
Analysts...
Splendour Organisers Under Impression Ticket Holders Were Surprised By Today’s Announcement
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The organisers of the East Coast's most popular winter music festival in Byron Bay, Splendour in the Grass, are...
Clive Spends $60m To Find Out Queensland Voters Like Malcolm Roberts More Than Him
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It's becoming increasingly more like, according to the Australian Electoral Commission, that former One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts is...
Morrison Signs Sponsorship Deal With OLED TVs After Being Promoted Up The Order
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The Prime Nightwatchman of Australia, Scott Morrison, has been promoted up the batting order overnight to opener after his...
Nightwatchman Finishes The Day Not Out On 201
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The Prime Nightwatchman of Australia has survived to stumps this evening, defying all odds and finishing the day not...
