Unemployed Man Seeking Go Wonders What’s Preventing Him From Getting A Go
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A young profession who's been out of work for a number of months now has applied for countless local jobs without success.
Despite this,...
Nowra Edging Towards Major City Status With 3 Maccas
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The NSW South Coast town of Nowra has been officially classified as the state's second biggest city after city.
This comes after the coastal...
“How Fucking Dare You Boo David Warner, Only We’re Allowed To Do That” Says Australia
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The nation responsible for the worst quarter of our national flag thinks their cricket fans are allowed to boo David Warner each time...
Report: Suck On That One
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A new report issued this morning by the nation's peak scientific body has found that England can suck on that one.
Speaking in...
City Worker Feels He’s Ready For Ninja Warrior After Completing His Second-Ever Spin Class
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After nearly a decade of smoking, drinking and sitting behind a desk, a local city worker decided enough was enough and signed up...
“This Place Isn’t That Bad” Says Finance Worker Visiting Centrelink For The First Time To Get Childcare Rebate
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A former prefect of Betoota Grove's exclusive Whooton School For Boys has paid his first ever visit to our...
Oppressed Middle Class White Man Now Free From Shackles Of Persecution After Donating To Izzy
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A downtrodden and exploited member of the nation’s oppressed white middle class has today raised a proverbial fist salute in defiance of the...
Man Who’d Rather Drink Paint Than Go To Friend’s Party Chooses ‘Maybe’ On Facebook Invite
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"They added 'Maybe' for people like me," he said.
"Those who feel obligated to go but don't want to go....
“Did You Know Tequila Is The Only Alcohol That Is A Stimulant” Says Girl Named Holly
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A high-energy online sales professional is today holding court in a friend's living room, as the girls take a brief sabbatical from rosè...
ScoMo Finally Gets How Serious The Situation Is As City Of Sydney Councillors Declare Climate Emergency
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The Prime Minister of Australia has told reporters this morning in Canberra that he didn't fully understand how bad...
