Logies 2019: Costa Demands To Speak To Star Casino Staff About Overwatered Succulents In Lobby
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The 2019 Logie Awards were full of surprises last night at the Gold Coast's Star Casino, with a long list of dark horse...
Local DJ Almost Lodges A Tax Return Before Remembering He Hasn’t Earnt Any Money This Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A locally-unpopular Virgo who moonlights as a vaporwave disc jockey four nights a week sat down to compile his...
Morrison Vows To Bring Back Whaling To Create Jobs In QLD
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High on his mandate, Prime Minister Scott Morrison rolled up to a 10 am press conference at 11:30 am to announce his new...
“Please Wear A Name Tag Next Time” Says Trump During G20 Talks With Whoever Runs Australia Now
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Scott Morrison’s official dinner with Donald Trump was big news in Australia, with Murdoch newspapers reporting that the US president was running around...
Lawyer And Teacher One-Up Each Other Over Who’s The Busiest Right Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Two locally-popular young women from our town's leafy northern Heights district have spent a lunch today trying to one...
Billie Eilish Pleads Guilty To Bringing The Blue Hair Dye Back Into Nation’s High Schools
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
American superstar Billie Eilish has today been identified as the culprit responsible for causing the current nationwide shortage of blue hair dye.
This...
We Need To Protect Religious Freedoms Explains Advocate For Complete Ban On Religous Garments
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Ipswich's second most famous celebrity, Pauline Hanson has this afternoon tried to repair some of the damage done to her party by 'the...
Gay Community Offended By Folau’s Claims That They Will Have To Spend Eternity In Tarocash
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A leading lobby group for Australia's homosexual community, Young Australian Same-Sexers (YASS) have today released a statement about the ongoing Israel Folau saga.
This...
“Fuck It” Says City Worker As She Treats Herself To An $8 Muffin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A legal professional threw dietary caution to the wind this morning in the coffee line, choosing at the last moment to treat herself...
Australian Juul Smokers Fully Dependant On A Dodgy Convenience Store In Chinatown
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As the trend of vape smoking gradually becomes less humiliating, thousands of Australians are opting towards stylised new devices.
And just like the iPod...
