Yankee Imperialists Ask If We Also Want Some Weird White Eggs To Go With Their Diseased Beef
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US President Donald Trump has revealed plans to get a 2-for-1 deal going as Australia lowers the drawbridge to...
Giant Retailer That Sells Items Of Clothing For Less Than A Cup Of Coffee Might Not Be That Ethical
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In some truly shocking news that no one ever expected to read, allegations have emerged that Kmart might not be ethically sourcing some...
Epstein Disappears From News Cycle As Lefties Unable To Resist Fanning Distractive Culture War
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactUS President Donald Trump has now found an unlikely saviour in his enemy, as left-leaning folk finally turn their attention from his associations...
National Party Enforces Mandatory Goatee Policy
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The National Party of Australia are taking drastic action to prove that they haven't gone soft.
While the Liberals remain stuck in a gridlock...
Fox Sports Accidentally Introduce Next Generation To Hilarious New Hand Gesture
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A hilarious new hand gesture is getting thrown up on school ovals and handball courts today as Australia’s youth learn some...
PM: “Without More International Students, The University Ponzi Will Collapse And So Too Will Rents For Property Investors”
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today defended his government's decision to increase international student intake despite Australia's deepening housing...
Prospective Car Buyer Unaware That ‘FIAT’ Stands For ‘Fix It Again, Tony’
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A young man looking to buying a used automobile has today been put under a spell by a completely...
Woman Who Hasn’t Watched Free To Air TV Since 2008 Still Able To Recognise Every Person At The Logies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who hasn’t watched free to air television since 2008 was surprised to discover that she could still recognise 90% of the...
NRL360 Now Outperforming The Actual NRL For Drunken Brawls And DUI Charges
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Braith Anasta and Gorden Tallis couldn't be more happy about their decision to take part in Dry July as 'The Curse Of 360'...
Grainy Footage Emerges Of Bandit And Chilli Allegedly Snorting White Powder After Logies Triumph
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Logie-winning canine couple Bandit and Chilli Heeler are facing public scrutiny following the release of grainy footage that appears...
