What A Bloke’s Favourite War Fixation Says About Him
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World War I
Emotionally repressed nerds who prefer a bit of ambiguity instead of the simple good guy/bad guy trope of WWII. Likely to...
American Star And Quokka Guy Jelly Roll Shocks Nation With Rottnest Only Run Of Australian Shows
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One of the biggest names in music has today shocked the nation, by revealing a bumper run of shows for his first ever...
Local Bachelor Wakes Up Extremely Hungover After Going Out With A Chick Who Went To Uni In Canberra
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"This is the worst hangover I've had since I polished off a goonbag of fruity lexia after losing the colts grand final in...
Chippy Lets Out Long Satisfied Sigh After Feeling The Cut Of A Saw Blade That Will Last For More Than An Hour
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A carpenter in Betoota Heights has today entered a rare and deeply personal state of euphoria after experiencing the clean, confident cut of...
Unlimited Screen Time Creates Generation Of Kids Who Sound Like They Went To An International School In Singapore
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The South Betoota Polytechnic Academy of Phonetics And Speech Study has today dropped a bombshell new report.
Built off the back of nearly...
Tech Company Reaches Gender Quotas By Replacing Half The Workforce With Female AI Assistants
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local tech whizz has proudly announced that he’s finally reached the perfect 50/50 gender quota, by replacing 50% of their workforce with...
“Leave Negative Gearing Alone!” Says Minister Who Should Probably Focus On Why Everyone’s Smoking Darts Again
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In space of only a couple of years, it seems that Kevin Rudd's campaign against Big Tobacco has been completely undermined by a...
Pokie-Free Pub Has The Most Insufferable Dingleberry Behind The Bar
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Our town's Flight Path District has become a refuge for the town's more alternative residents and young people trying...
Recently Dumped Fitness Instructor Takes Anger Out On Class With Back To Back Bulgarian Split Squats
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA fitness instructor going through a rather nasty breakup has decided to take his pain out on his class this morning, by making...
QLD Just Can’t Justify Paying Veteran Schoolteachers The Same As 19-Year-Old Cops Who Spent 8 Months At Oxley
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactMore than 50,000 teachers in Queensland are on strike this week, in response to claims that the Crisafulli government has failed to acknowledge...
