Barnaby Says Lets Not Get Political Because Half A Billion Dead Animals Probably Voted Greens
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As the country burns and our Prime Minister mills about like a headless chook with no one to shake his hand, Australians...
Nation Begins To Understand Why Scotty Got The Arse From All Those Marketing Jobs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australians around the nation are starting to understand why the Prime Minister got the arse from all his previous...
Scotty From Marketing Forces Bushfire Victim To Watch The Cricket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Fresh from making a fool of himself, the Prime Minister has put his hands on another bushfire victim this...
LEADERSHIP: Scotty From Marketing Sports A Propeller Hat In An Effort To Lighten The Mood
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Our Prime Minister is showcasing the leadership qualities the nation has longed for today by attending a presser in...
Rupert Murdoch Stoked To Learn Queensland Has An Even More Obedient Option Than Annastacia
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Despite nearly a decade of blindly ignoring the reports of environmental scientists and economists, it appears that QLD Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk still...
Scotty From Marketing’s Creative Response To Bushfire Crisis Nominated For A Cannes Lion
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"It is simply the highest honour one can receive in this industry," he said.
"If He can postpone the rapture...
“You Know It’s Fucking Christmas Time When All Your Phone Chargers Suddenly Grow Legs And Vanish”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Our reporter's neighbour on Greenbow Road in Betoota Heights said he enjoys this time of year.
He likes it...
Prime Minister Offers Apology After Looking Up ‘Leadership’ In The Dictionary
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The Prime Minister has offered his apologies for his recent actions today as he returns early from a Hawaiian...
Level 3 Water Restrictions To Force Entire Households To Shower Together
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As dam levels continue to fall, the nation's residents are about to experience tough new water rules, with Level 3 restrictions set to...
Scotty From Marketing Selflessly Cuts Week Long Hawaiian Holiday Short By 45 Minutes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Scott Morrison is believed to be on his way back from Hawaii after buying the last seat on a flight from Honolulu....
