Barnaby’s Job Under Threat From AI As Microsoft Invents Robot That Goes To Regional Shows In The New England And Gets Abused By Intellectual Townies And Farmer’s Wives While...
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Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce may soon find himself out of work, after Microsoft this week unveiled an artificial intelligence...
Sydney Concreter Orders An Ounce And Downloads Elden Ring
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A local Sydney man has today spoken to The Advocate about the bumper week he has on at work.
Speaking to us from...
Qantas Offers Federal Court In Flight Meal Vouchers After Being Fined $90M For Illegally Sacking Workers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactQantas has been fined $90 million for illegally firing over 1800 staff members during the height of the coronavirus pandemic in 2020, and...
Wallabies Probably Gonna Win The World Cup Now
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In some welcome news for the handful of long suffering rugby union fans in Australia, it appears as though the national team is...
Woman Who Doesn’t Vape Or Punch Darts Probably Shouldn’t Have Tried A Zyn
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has made the mortal mistake of spontaneously trying a Zyn on a night out, despite only ever having the occasional...
Environmentally Conscious Woman’s Handbag Now Full Of Bits Of Rubbish She Forgot To Throw Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who’s suddenly been hit with her quarterly urge to get her life together has decided it might be time to deal...
Bloke Fairly Certain The Most Bogan Thing He’s Ever Done Is Pay $299 To ‘Encounter Dolphin’ At Sea World
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Under the late morning glare of the Gold Coast sun, Daryl McIntyre stood barefoot on the damp concrete apron...
Local Dad On Family Holiday Scoping Out Restaurant Exits Like A Real Life Hitman
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A local dad has caught himself walking a mile in someone else’s shoes today.
Enjoying another day on his yearly holiday with the family,...
Animal Rights Groups Rejoice As Brunswick Street Now Hosts More Greyhounds Than Sandown Dog Track
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A report conducted by Animal Welfare Melbourne (AWM) has this week revealed that the number of greyhounds on Brunswick Street has officially surpassed...
Uni Student Who Went On Family Holiday To Europe Most Likely To Steal From Woolies For Some Reason
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Speaking from the French Quarter this morning, Benedict Charlesworth has today revealed to The Advocate how he's battling the cost of living.
Charlesworth,...
