Australian Cricketers Admit They’ve Been Screening Scotty’s Calls For A Week Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As the Prime Minister of Australia desperately searches for any kind of win or valuable result from this week's Glasgow Climate summit, all...
Hometown Drug Dealer Looking Pretty Suave In New Photo Posted From Courthouse Bathroom
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A low-level marijuana and ecstasy dealer that you still have on Facebook from high school has got a new suit, it has been...
Australian Workplaces Facing Mandatory Introduction Of Special Bathrooms For Women In Rompers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australian women - and in some less common circumstances, men - will no longer have to worry about getting completely naked in a...
Scotty Heads Off For A Few Days In Loch Ness After Learning His Great Aunt’s Second Cousin Lived There
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After a big few days of photoshoots, the Prime Minister of Australia has ducked off from Glasgow today.
Scott Morrison says he's had...
Brunswick Woman Furious About Missing Out On Opportunity To Virtue Signal After No Horsies Die For Second Year Running
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman from Melbourne is quietly seething this afternoon it can be confirmed.
This comes after the running of the Melbourne Cup...
Anti-Racing Protestors Urged To Try And Imagine How Good It Feels To Land A Boxed Trifecta
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
#NupToTheCup activists have today been urged to try their hand at a boxed trifecta this week.
A trifecta is the selection of the first three...
Last Guest To Check Out Of NSW Hotel Quarantine Gets Stung With 2 Years Worth Of Mini Bar Bills
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As New South Wales bids a hopeful farewell to hotel quarantine, one patriot feels like they got the short end of the deal.
Navy...
French President Tells World Scotty Is A Liar On 1st Day Of A Very Long Week For Australians
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It would seem that the Australian Prime Minister is now regretting his decision to tear his government apart in preparation for impressing world...
Coworker’s New Tattoo Has Really Lame Back Story
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
A local cleanskin has today found himself having to lie to his tattooed co-worker after the co-worker shoved...
Servo Attendant Only Man In Local Diva’s Life Who Knows What She Looks Like Without Make Up
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Claudia Smith-Jones (26) is one of Betoota’s hottest socialites, she’s known around town for her flawless complexion, immaculate hair and enviable style. People...
