Queensland Wins Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Queensland has cemented its place as the dominant force in Australian football, defeating Geelong in today's AFL Grand Final at the MCG.
The Lions...
“Let’s Fucking Go Boys” Says Queenslander
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A report has found that a Queenslander has yelled at his television today.
More to come.
Annual Siege Of Rugby’s Minas Tirith Begins In Auckland
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Wallabies return to Eden Park on Saturday for their annual Test against the All Blacks, still chasing a first win at the...
OK! OK! Alright! That Was Pretty Sick And Exceeded Expectations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Yep, once again, credit to the head honchos at the AFL, that was fucking awesome.
Snoop Dogg has today vindicated the decision to pay...
Visiting Queenslanders In Awe Of The Melbourne Ovoidal Stadium
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Two boys from Betoota Heights have made the pilgrimage south to cheer on the Brisbane Lions in today’s AFL...
Does Your Boyfriend Have 16 Wikipedia Tabs Open On His Browser At All Times? His Mum May Have Taken Panadol While Pregnant
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local woman has fronted the media in a tell-all interview admitting that she took paracetamol while she was pregnant with her son,...
Alleged Swannies Die Hard Not Even Aware AFL Grand Final Is This Weekend
KEITH T. DENNET | South | ContactA die hard “Bloods” fan from Sydney’s eastern suburbs has choked on his pale ale this afternoon, after finding out that the...
NRL To Introduce “Bellamy Cam” So Fans Can Watch Coach Detonate In 4K
KEITH T. DENNET | South | ContactIn great news for Rugba Leeg fans, Channel 9 are set to level up their coverage this weekend with a groundbreaking innovation...
Tradie That’s Not Really Into Sports Battling Awkward Month Of The Year
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local tradie with an aversion to sports has taken a big gulp as he prepares for this time of year.
"Yep, looks like I'm not going to...
Local Couple Skip $4000 For Celebrant And Force Thespian Mate To Do It
KEITH T. DENNET | South | ContactA local couple are rejoicing this week after figuring out a handy way to shave $4000 off their wedding bill.
Seated on the...
