“Ah, Yeah. Makes Sense, I Guess” Queenslander Says To Himself Noticing Nation’s Most European City Has European Cop Cars
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights man in Melbourne for business this week has noticed the police cars are all Volkswagens, which...
Local Woo Girl Officially Declares Spring Has Sprung By Switching Back To Her Regular Iced Lattes
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTSPRING HAS SPRUNG: In a move that has rocked the very foundations of her social circle, local “Woo Girl” Cassie Edwards has...
Local Woman Finds A Way To Avoid Accessorising Her Outfits By Getting Heaps Of Little Tattoos
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today admitted that she relies solely on having tattoos to accessorise her outfits, revealing that she can’t be fucked...
Woman Dating Gamer Prays That He’s More Of An Elden Ring Dreamer Than A CoD/Valorant Sicko
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who’s dated quite a few gaming addicts in her life now reckons she’s stumbled upon a dating hack, by successfully screening...
Chalmers Blames RBA For Ruining Economy By Doing Only Thing In Their Power To Influence Economy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's federal Treasurer has today revealed why everything is pretty grim economically at the moment.
Speaking to The Advocate in an exclusive...
Bloke Who Regularly Complains About Noisy Local Bar Heard Casually Yelling In Quiet Carriage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who was able to single handedly reduce a popular Betoota Ponds pub’s outdoor operating hours with a slew of noise complaints...
Albo Tries To Soften Severe Social Inequalities With Hip Slang: “The Housing Market Is Brat”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With schooners going for nearly $10 in even the most humble suburban pubs, and supermarket trolleys now costing the equivalent of a months...
Father’s Day Brownie Points Obliterated As Degenerate Reserve Grader Heads To Mad Mondy In A Tutu
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A plumber from Betoota Heights has taken a metaphorical cheque to the bank today.
Bradley Fester (32) has done so by cashing in...
LNP To Unveil Own Shitty Olympics Plan If They Can Get Elected By Rubbishing Every Other Proposal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Queensland Labor government are still pulling teeth over this weird decision pandemic-era decision to host the 2032 Olympics in Brisbane.
With 7 years...
Liberals Actually Kind Of Worried About Albanese Sliding In The Polls And Dutton Not Moving Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s approval rating as the preferred prime minister has plunged once again to where it was before he surprised everyone...
