Boyfriend Makes Another Impulsive Visit To The Barber Just When His Hair Starts Looking Good
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLooking up from her laptop screen as her boyfriend enters the front door, Dana Reid can be heard taking a sharp intake of...
Farm Kid Says Social Media Ban Will See Him Forced To Phone His Mates Like It’s 2002 Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A farm kid from our town's limits is bracing himself after learning about the government’s proposed social media ban...
NSW Government’s New $500,000 Lifeline For Music Festivals To Just Cover Excessive Police Wages
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe NSW government has today announced they’ll be offering a ‘lifeline’ to struggling music festivals, following the cancellation of several prominent festivals this...
Albo Insists Throwing Toys Out Of Pram And Blowing Up Parliament Is Better Than Putting Forward Housing Bill That Will Actually Result In Change
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese remains steadfast in his decision to blow up Parliament if they shitcan his Housing Bill...
World’s Most Unimpeachable Dictators Meet To Discuss What They Can Learn From Clover Moore
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA litany of strongman dictators recently gathered to discuss how the Lord Mayor of Sydney has managed to hold power for so long...
“It’s Only A Matter Of Time Until It Gets Us” Say Parents Of Sick Toddler Down With Gastro
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights couple is reportedly waiting for the inevitable as their two-year-old son, Ollie James, battles an aggressive...
Colleague About To Hoover The Six Remaining RUOK Day Cupcakes In Breakroom Fridge Probably Won’t Be OK In A Few Hours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of The Advocate's esteemed sales account coordinators, Kevin Overell, nephew of editor Dr. Clancy Overell OAM, is reportedly...
America Treated To 90 Minutes Of Passive Aggressive Marriage Counselling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
The US presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump kicked off at 9pm ET, resulting in a thrilling 90 minute debate that...
Labor’s Base Shrinking Now That Rural Australia No Longer Held Hostage By Communist Shearers Who Can Fight Like Fuck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Labor Party’s base is shrinking by the day, now that Australia’s regions are no longer dominated by hard-headed communists who are willing...
Liberals Base Shrinking As Christian White Supremacism Fails To Win Over Multicultural Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Liberal Party is staring down the barrel of a possible extinction, as Australian voters realise that endless wars and Christian righteousness really...
