Essendon Reveal This Positive Test Result Is A Cakewalk Compared To What They’re Used To
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the AFL tries to come to terms with a player testing positive to the Covid, the club at the centre of the...
Nation Asks Peter V’Landys If He’s Got The Time To Single-Handedly Save Cricket Australia Too
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Although Peter V'Landys' plate already looks as full as a front-rower's at a buffet, it's reportedly set to get even more piled up...
AFL Teams Forget How To Play Footy Without Stadiums Full Of Obese Men Telling Them What To Do
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The AFL has confirmed this morning that it is currently working around the clock to fix the issue of crowdless stadiums.
This followed...
Fox Sports Replaced Buzz Rothfield With Old Drunk From The Pub And No One Even Noticed
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Fox Sports has pulled off an 'EPIC' prank it can be revealed today.
Speaking exclusively to The Advocate a producer from the sports media outlet...
Brisbane Not Really In The Mood Aye
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Reporters from The Betoota Advocate's River City Bureau have today confirmed that Brisbane is not really in the mood today, aye.
This comes...
Season Return Of AFL To Feature Virtual Boo Sounds Whenever Aboriginal Players Touch The Ball
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Fox Footy has today confirmed that it will implement virtual crowd noise when the AFL season recommences on June 11, two whole...
Sydney Roosters Distracted By Fake Crowd Noise
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a peculiar turn of events, the Sydney Roosters have been confused by some rowdy fans.
While the game wasn't at their traditional...
Fox Sports Speculate Whether Latrell Will Be Able To Play A Full Match Without Needing Oxygen
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The non-stop media scrutiny surround Latrell Mitchell has fire up once again tonight, as the the Rabbitohs star prepares for his first...
Peter V’Landys Unable To Make Kick-Off For Season Return Due To Nephew’s Baptism
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In an incredible turn of events, Rugby League Chairman St Peter V'Landys has missed the NRL kick-off.
Despite pulling the strings to orchestrate...
NRL Stars Welcome Return To Normal Sex Life After Government Allow Gatherings Of Up To Ten
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Currently, the only contact sport being played (or if you live in Queensland, The Only Sport) is NRL but that's not the...
