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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact One of the greatest to ever play the game of Rugby League has today called it quits. With 354 first grade games to his name, a few premierships, countless origin victories and a couple of Dally M's, Cooper Cronk has called time on his illustrious career to focus upon what 'really motivates him.' The Roosters Halfback said he...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The last time Australian boxing died, and that weird couple of years after Jeff Fenech hung up the gloves - it was resuscitated once again by another eccentric Sydney personality in the shape of Kostya Tszyu. "The Thunder From Down Under" as he was known, put Australian boxing back on the map with a career that saw 31 wins...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The critically endangered Australian footballing code of rugby union is once again looking to the world champion New Zealanders for tips on how to maintain a winning culture amongst the entitled and overpaid Wallabies With the All Blacks losing just 8 games in the last 7 years, those on Australian soil are still searching for that magic potion to...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact NRL CEO Todd Greenberg has confirmed this afternoon that the organisation plans to make it's Magic Round even bigger and better next year. With the game breathing a sigh of relief after it might somehow have managed to get through the last 72 hours unscathed, the game's boss has wasted little time in confirming that they'll be giving...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In an incredible breaking story from the river city of Brisbane, The Betoota Advocate can officially confirm this morning that a promising young Rugby League player has decided to have an early one and curl up in his hotel room last night. The news comes this morning as the country prepares for the fallout from the NRL's decision to fly...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The River City's Cocaine Industry isn't currently being run off it's feet today. With the NRL's Magic Round in town, and roughly 300 players looking for a bit of the good stuff that in all likelihood won't last in their system long enough to get them in any trouble, the city's dealers are flat out at the moment....

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact It's just been officially confirmed today that it is a very bad weekend to have a sleeve tatt if you want to be out and about in the Valley. With the NRL's Magic Round in full swing and roughly 300 rugby league players in the vicinity of Fortitude Valley, the city is on high alert. While their are...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brown Snake has already copped it ahead of the second ever NRL Magic Round this weekend. With all eight games for round ten played at Suncorp Stadium over four days, the hashtag #PrayForBrisbane went viral overnight with social media users showing their solidarity with the River City residents ahead 300 neckless titans arriving to play footy, and then...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The latest viral # on social media is running it's course today, as the nation begins to come to terms with the fact that 300 professional rugby league players will be descending on Brisbane this weekend. In an incredible first, the NRL has decided to schedule all 8 games this round in the same city and at the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire State Of Queensland has today begged Melbourne Storm captain Cameron Smith pull the jersey back on, in an effort to squeeze one more year out of the iconic eight-in-a-row dynasty. With the magic of Meninga, Thurston, GI, Slater and every other stand-out from the once in a 100-year Origin squad now living off paid appearances at corporate...