Report: The Boys Must Have Ducked Out For A Lung Lollie
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A local pub patron has today been met with the universal sign that his mates have left the venue momentarily.
After coming from taking...
QANTAS Now Leaning Into The Well-Deserved Reputation As A Low, Thieving, Putrid Dog
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In news you probably won't be reading in Australia's newspapers, it seems our once must-trusted airline is committed to joining Woolworths and Coles...
Victorian Says Melbourne AFL Clubs Should Automatically Make Finals Because They Had A Longer Lockdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the bitterness of Melbourne's winter continues unseasonably into late September, it seems the city's morale has also remained just as sour.
This has...
With No AFL Teams In The Final, Melbourne Residents Forced To Embrace The Multicultural Football
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In what almost feels like a parallel universe, it seems that Melbourne are dominating the NRL, and the rugby league heartlands are dominating...
Token Office Kiwi Admits That Was Actually A Pretty Good Game Bro
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In a rare moment of vulnerability, the token office Kiwi has begrudgingly admitted that the Wallabies didn’t play "half...
Brisbane Back On That Early 2000s Shit
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In their 6th back-to-back AFL finals appearance, it seems that Brisbane City is once again a roaring Aussie Rules HEARTLAND.
Pubs, clubs and...
As The Only QLD Side Left In The NRL Finals, Cowboys Not Ruling Out A Season-Ending 7th Tackle Try
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With an NRL finals line up that includes the Storm, Panthers, Sharks, Manly and Roosters - it will be a lonely weekend for...
On A Scale Of Cooper Cronk To Darren Lockyer, How Much Queensland Gravel Do You Have In Your Voice Box?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It's NRL finals time! Which means the sidelines and TV news updates are currently being inundated by ex players and current players offering...
Entire South End Of Town Closed Off As Betoota Dolphins Refuse To Stop Celebrating Grand Final Win
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Mad Monday is but a distant memory, as the Betoota Dolphins find a second wind coming into Tuesday afternoon.
Witnesses say the boys haven't...
Swans Players Prepare to Reenact Jack Ginnivian‘s Iconic Celebration with Imaginary $19 Seltzers
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | ContactBEER? YUCK!: Reports are coming in of a number of senior Sydney swans players spotted recreating the iconic Jack ginnivian celebration from last...
