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Bam Bam Begins Pre-Fight Preparation With Private Screening Of Barbie Movie At Mount Druitt HOYTS

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney is currently hosting the most dangerous men on the planet, as the UFC returns to the Harbour City for the first time since 2017. And that's not just the colourful MMA fans that will be filling out Qudos Arena on Sunday night. The main card for UFC 293 is stacked to the brim with some of the best pound...

UFC Now Officially Stands For ‘Usos Flogging C-nts’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rise of Samoans in the UFC has led to a sudden rebranding for the global MMA promotion, ahead of UFC293 in Sydney this Sunday. Formerly known as Ultimate Fighting Championship, the competition is now being referred to as 'Usos Flogging Cunts' Or the 'Ultimate Fasi Compilation' - after Dana White unveiled a main event packed with Islanders. The fight...

Bunnies Fan Says JWH Ish Lucky He’s Shushpended Cush He Woulda Got Put On His Fucken Arsh Tonight

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This age-old rivalry of South and East Sydney is just hours away, as the Roosters and Rabbitohs collide to keep their NRL season alive. The two foundation clubs head into Round 27 with a sense of existential dread, as both sides are plagued with injuries and suspensions off the back of a mutual mid-season slump. While the Roosters are undefeated...

Geologists Research Link Between Indonesia’s Magnitude 7.0 Earthquake And End Of Aussie Footy Season

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An earthquake has rocked Indonesia this morning, a natural phenomena not likely noticed by the Australians that were still stumbling through the streets of Kuta at 4am. Geoscience Australia showed two different earthquake epicentres, one with a magnitude of 7.0, the other with a magnitude of 6.1, both taking place before sunrise this morning. The Bureau of Meteorology has confirmed...

Luai Injury Forces Media Scum To Pivot Back From ‘Cocky Polynesian’ To ‘Aboriginal Sook’ Narrative

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The death rattle of Australia's legacy media is on show for all this week, as the same usual morons involved in sports journalism ambulance-chasing, return to their favourite past time of humiliating already emotionally battered athletes in an effort to generate interest in their profession. This comes after a fairly boring year of football in both the AFL and...

Extremely Geed Up Fijian Mate Has That World Cup Look In His Eyes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fiji will be steaming into the 2023 Rugby World Cup with a run up, after defeating England for the first time in Test history at at Twickenham over the weekend. This glorious moment in Fijian history has been cause for great excitement and optimism in both the homeland and amongst the diaspora elsewhere around the world. As of 3am AESDT...

US Country Music Superstar Luke Combs Set To Leave Australia With More Jerseys Than Willie Mason

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Playing arenas across the country, American country music megastar Luke Combs’ mammoth Australian tour is set to finish up on Saturday night, as he plays one final gig in Perth's RAC Arena. Touring in support of his 2022 multiplatinum album ‘Growin’ Up’ - the man responsible for the global country music renaissance has hit every major city with fellow...

AFL Umpire Error Finally Gives South Australians Something To Talk About Other Than Somerton Man

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South Australians, and more specifically Adelaidean, are finally getting a taste of what it's like to be trodden upon by the Sydney and Melbourne elites this week. After centuries of insisting they were just as important as Victorians, the free settlers now realise they are nothing more than Queenslanders in breasted coats. While many wanted to believe that their state,...

ABC Four Corners Reveal AFL Has A Problem With Homosexuality And Basically Anything Not Missionary

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On Monday night, the ABC aired an episode of Four Corners centred around the fact no past or present AFL players are openly gay or bisexual; the only major professional sporting code in the world to not have a proud lavender scenting gentleman in the locker rooms. While the AFLW is currently stacked with Subaru-owners, it is still mind-boggling...

Fox Sport Reporter Ruled Out Of Rugby World Cup After Giving Himself An Upper Cut

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A friend of Paul Kent's has been ruled out of the upcoming Rugby World Cup after giving himself an uppercut at the suggestion of Wallabies coach Eddie Jones. Part of working for Fox Sports News is to be largely negative and provide a disparaging commentary around sports that they do not have a licence to...

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