New Zealand Heads Back Into Lockdown After Second Consecutive All Blacks Loss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Our neighbours across the ditch are facing a grim couple of weeks after a fresh national emergency has plagued the island nation.
With...
Scientists Still No Closer To Finding Out Why Anybody Would Intentionally Watch Televised Golf
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Scientists from CSIRO’s Behavioural Analysis Division have been forced to admit they still have no idea why people continue to watch golf on TV....
Australians Now Able To Watch Rugby Union Without Having A Hole Drilled Through Their House
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In what could very well be the life raft needed to save rugby union in Australia, the game's governing body has today inked...
Wallabies Fans Call On New Zealand To Concede Bledisloe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Rugby Australia and it's fans have today called on the All Blacks to concede the Bledisloe Cup.
This comes after a comprehensive 24-22...
Local Smooth Operator Demonstrates Strength By Asking 50kg Woman To Punch His Abs
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Watch out Dwayne Johnson, there’s a new rock in town.
Like many young single men, Luke Arnold (22) of Betoota Grove looks to park...
NRL Club Doctor Breaks The Mould By Choosing To Not Hand Out Valiums And Xanax Like Tic Tacs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local Sydney-based NRL club doctor, Wayde Lee, has today made a decision that could potentially effect the rest of his career.
After close to...
NSW Are Still On Top Here Explains Gus
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Blues are on top here, Gus Gould has just revealed.
This comes after 80 minutes of average football where Queensland have actually...
Entire Maroons Team Feared To Have Contracted Covid-19 Reveals Wayne Bennett
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some devastating news for the Queensland State of Origin team, there are fears the entire playing group has been struck down by...
“Oh Was Melbourne Cup On Today?” Asks Peter V’landys From The 19th At Wollongong Golf Club
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Just over 24 hours before State Of Origin Game 1 seals itself as one of the highest-rating Australian sporting events of 2020 and...
Off-Season NRL Star Torn Between Holiday With Wife And Kids Or 40 Vodka Red Bulls And A Biff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The NRL off-season is in full swing this week.
Less a full 7 days after the 2020 Grand Final, and the Sydney Morning Herald...
