Rabbitohs Members Demand New Co-Owner Mike Cannon-Brookes Visit A Proper South Sydney Barber
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Australian billionaire Mike Cannon-Brookes has been ordered to head down to Redfern and get a proper tune-up as soon as possible - that's...
English Mate Who Said World Cup Was A Lock A Week Ago Now Thinks T20 Cricket Is Meaningless
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A British man who works in recruiting or something has today shocked his local friendship group, by revealing that he doesn't care about...
Albo Tipped To Hold Government For 11 Years After Echoing Howard’s Disgraceful Bowling Technique
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Federal Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese looks as likely to take government as he's ever been, after Labor extends its lead to 54-46 in...
Wayne Bennett On Day 1 In Redcliffe: “We Cannot Keep A Live Dolphin Captive In The Clubhouse”
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Veteran NRL coach Wayne Bennett has made a strong start on day 1 at his newest club, as he begins blooding the competition’s...
Shock Horror: Former Number 1 NBA Draft Pick Who Dated A Kardashian Thinks He’s Top Shit
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Basketball fans around the world are still reeling today, after revelations that one of the best players in the NBA might have a...
NRL Finally Settles On A Region For Expansion Club: The Area-Between-Brissy-And-Mackay Dolphins
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After what looks to have been a immoveable gridlock between heritage and marketing, the NRL has today finally acknowledged the region that the...
NRL Bring Mark Minichiello, Prince And Rogers Out Of Retirement To Launch Yet Another QLD Club
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In a rare turn of events, The NRL has decided against inventing a new franchise out of thin air and decided to bump...
Wayne Bennett Overtakes The Bee Gees As Redcliffe’s Biggest Claim To Fame
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According to the Queensland State Media, rugby league's greatest ever coach has reportedly agreed to a multi-year deal with the Dolphins.
This comes hours...
V’landys Introduces Redcliffe To NRL Fans: “It’s Basically QLD’s Cronulla But Not As White”
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The NRL has today revealed the new team that will join the league in 2023 will be The Dolphins, a storied rugby league...
Report: Fuck This Bloke Is A Dribbler
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Anyone who doesn't have millions of dollars worth of franking credits to protect have today confirmed that Paul 'Aldi Alan' Murray is an...
