World Of Combat Sports Now Familiar With Uniquely Western Sydney Technique Of Just Feeding ‘Em
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THIS AIN'T HOME AND AWAY: Western Sydney UFC heavyweight Bam Bam Tuivasa has notched another brutal knockout in Las Vegas over the weekend,...
Sam Kerr Under Fire For Andrew Symondsing A Pitch Invader
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Matildas star Sam 'Roy' Kerr has left the soccer world in shock overnight, after receiving a yellow card for shoulder-charging a pitch invader...
After 2 Years Of Lockdowns With Her Boyfriend, Local Woman Now Deeply Invested In The Cricket
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Local Betoota Grove dental receptionist, Georgie King (28), says she never thought there would be a day where she gave a shit about...
Steve Smith Insists Pat Cummins Is The Actual Captain, Dismisses Comparisons To Junior Soprano
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Following a soap operatic November news cycle, The Australian cricket side reshuffle is complete.
Steve Smith, who captained Australia for 34 Tests until the...
“Players Swearing Is Disgraceful” Say NRL Journos Watching Their Industry Become Less Relevant Every Minute
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With another big day of trying to manufacture outrage on the cards, NRL journalists at NewsCorp have decided to reveal to the public...
Devastating New Australian Variant ‘Kambosos’ Detected In New York City Overnight
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American Health officials announced today that a devastating Australian variant has reached North America, with one man nearly hospitalised in New York City...
South Sydney’s Premiership Heartbreak Soothed By Uncle Troy’s ARIA For Best Country Album
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The tragedy of the South Sydney Rabbitohs’ last-minute 2021 Grand Final loss to the Penrith Panthers back in October has been dimmed slightly...
Sadistic Millennial Puts A Wests Tigers Bumper Sticker On Their Corolla
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Proving that some Millenials do in fact enjoy oppression, Generation Y member Arnie Koscho (25) has gone the whole hog and put a...
Tim Paine Dismissed Under Backyard Cricket Rules And Given Sext And Out
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The captain of the Australia team has dropped a bombshell announcement this afternoon.
Tim Paine has revealed to the media that he will...
Usman Khawaja Back In The Australia Side After Reinventing Self As A Rugged Queenslander
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As Australians waits with baited breathe for the commencement of the first Ashes Test at the Gabba on December 8, it seems selectors...
