Loser Of AFL Tipping Comp Learns Punishment Is Wearing The Vest Of Shame To Every Match This Season
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A Melbourne man has today contemplated a taking gap year in Noosa after learning what the punishment is for...
Backlash From Serbian Tennis Fans Forces Nine To Replace Tony Jones With Karl Стефановић
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The Australian Open's exclusive broadcast partner, Channel Nine, will today be rolling out the most prominent 'ic' on their payroll, in an effort...
Zuckerberg Begins Wearing Gold Chains After Being Exposed To Macedonian Concreters From Wollongong
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Mark Zuckerberg’s is no longer the unfashionable nerd that was portrayed in the 2010 Hollywood biopic 'The Social Network'.
A string of recent public...
Kerr Faces Court For Derogatory Slur Towards Historically Oppressed Indigenous People Of England
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Matildas star Sam Kerr has appeared in court in London charged with causing a white British man with a police badge and a...
Shock As Sydney Greek Pulls Off Being Extremely Flashy With Unflinching Confidence
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Australian Greeks are today glued to the television, as one of their own opens the batting for Australia in day 1 of the...
Local Bloke Pops Into The Pharmacy To Stock Up On Some Harry Garside
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A Betoota Heights man has today made a last minute dash to his nearest discount chemist to pick up some supplies of Australian...
The Gabba Just Not The Same Without A 20-Metre Pool Full Of Rowdy Cricket Fans On The Boundary Line
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As the sun sets on the final day of the Brisbane Test, cricket fans around Australia can all agree there is a little...
Silly Seasoner Finds Himself Once Again Telling Pakistani Driver How Much Of A Mad Cunt That Bumrah Is
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A big dumb commercial leasing agent found himself once again in the back of a clapped-out Camry yesterday evening,...
Sorry China, The International Airport And New Roads Won’t Be Necessary… Because PNG IS JOINING THE NRL!!!
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In breaking news that has completely undone several decades of China's soft power diplomacy in the South Pacific, it can be confirmed that...
Banning Kids From Using Apps That Destroy Their Brains Much Easier Than Banning The Adult Equivalent
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The gambling lobby's arch-enemy, independent Tasmanian MP Andrew Wilkie has accused The Albanese government of being “scared stiff” of gambling companies, broadcasters and...
