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F1 Non-Existent In Australia This Week After Piastri Doesn’t Win Canadian Grand Prix

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire organisation of Formula 1 has been momentarily erased from the Australian psyche. The two week long erasure of the popular motorsport...

Tottenham Sack Ange After He Breaks Tradition And Actually Wins Something

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The most laughable club in the English Premier League has today done what they do best, and embarrassed themselves again. After decades of...

Outrage As Former Sport Star Who Is Very Marketable And Has A Massive Literary Following Gets A Book Deal

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The literary and social media community are still reeling from an apparently shocking revelation. Booktokers and distinguished unpublished/self-published authors around the country and...

Piastri Says F1 A Piece Of Piss Compared To Dodging Trams Through Melbourne’s Hook Turns On His Ls

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia's newest sporting starlet has today spoken to The Advocate about his journey to the F1. In an exclusive sit down, Piastri offered...

Oscar Piastri Drives Really Fast Again

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Formula 1 starlet Oscar Piastri has done it again, it can be confirmed. The young hotshot from Melbourne has extended his lead at the...

“What’s The Matter? Titans Got You Pushing Too Many Pencils?” – DCE Welcomes Tino Back Into Origin

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Veteran Queensland captain Daly Cherry-Evans has today welcomed his problem child, Tino Fa’asuamaleaui, back into the Maroons squad. This comes as the 25-year-old Gold...

Modern Brisbane Broncos Sex Icons Still Have Nothing On Webcke, Gordie And Petero

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane Broncos disappointing 26-30 round 11 loss to the St George Dragons has barely made any headlines today. In fact, there has been...

Jack Della Maddalena Unwinds After A Big Week By Smoking A Few Cones Up On Zig Zag Hill

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's new Prince of Punching On is today taking some time to unwind and smell the roses. New UFC champion Giacomo 'Jack'...

Piastri Credits His Ongoing Success To Being Faster Than Everyone Else And Not Crashing Into Things

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Oscar Piastri has credited his consistent podium finishes this season to one simple strategy. He drives faster than everyone...

ABC’s Antony Green To Call The Election From Front Bar Of Caxton Hotel On Day 3 Of Magic Round

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After weeks of preparation, heated press conferences and factional in-fighting between some talentless benchwarmers, the biggest battle of the year will...

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