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Gus Gould In A Significantly Better Mood Than He Was A Couple Of Weeks Ago

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While there is a little bit of soul searching going on in the state of Queensland this morning, it can be confirmed that...

Maroons Demand Origin Never Be Played In Perth Again After Game 2 Performance Stifled By Jet Lag

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After what looked like the start of a new winning dynasty in game I, the Queensland Maroons were cut back down to size...

Blues Fan Prepares For Tonight’s Gladiatorial Combat With $300 Vintage Jersey And Carton Of Craft Ale

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud New South Welshman is gearing up for the world’s most bloodthirsty sporting contest this evening, by sipping back a...

Local Girlfriend Gets Caught “Researching” Cam Murray On Instagram During National Anthem

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A revived footy fan is studying up on the pre-game form guide this evening, after catching the eye of a foxy...

Neighbour Just A Little Bit Excited About Pacific Test Matches

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With an upcoming weekend of rep footy so chunky you could cut it, a couple of local families have made it known they...

NRL To Achieve Dream Of Hosting Origin Overseas By Playing Game 2 In Perth

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The National Rugby League is believed to be patting itself on the back this evening, after successfully expanding the code into...

Collingwood Officials Plead With Government To Close International Borders Again

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Victorian Football Club of Collingwood has today made a strong plea to the federal government. The code's controversy-addicted club has today asked...

New Zealand Threatens To Join Breakaway Australian Rugby Comp From The Side

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our neighbors across the ditch have today responded to some very undiplomatic threats. The New Zealand Rugby Union has revealed that they will...

Elderly Sunday Soccer Referee Becomes Disoriented After Stepping Outside Centre Circle During Play

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota's Flight Path district has played host to a shocking sporting incident this weekend. An elderly football (soccer) referee was rushed to hospital...

Albanese Taps Into His Southern European Roots And Lets Off A Flare At Full Time Of Socceroos

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 42nd ranked Socceroos are going to the 2022 World Cup in Qatar after confirming a place in Group D early this morning. It...

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