Mum Wants To Know If Anyone’s Heard Whether That Darling Selwyn Is Alright
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As Queenslanders relish in the sheer euphoria of being from the superior state this morning, analysis of last night's glorious Origin decider is...
QLD Dad Says It’ll Be Interesting To See If The Blues Can Tie This Up Because NSW Clearly Don’t Have Any Heart Or Even The Remotest Idea Of What...
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A sea of maroon is already packing out Caxton street, as Queenslanders make the pilgramage to Brisbane's iconic Rugby League precinct, to watch...
Gould Issues Fittler With Last Minute Ultimatum: “Win Or I’ll Make You Coach The Bulldogs”
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The head supremo of the NSW Rugby League mafia has made stern threats this week, using his full powers to ensure...
NASA Release Photo Of What Nathan Cleary Will See After Running Into Tino Fa’asuamaleaui Tonight
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Space and Rugby League fans are today sharing a shared bond.
In a strange marriage of the universes, the National Aeronautics and Space...
Prince George Can See The Convict Mannerisms Still Quite Prevalent In These Antipodean Heathens
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Prince George can today fully appreciate why his ancestors made the executive decision to send hundreds of thousands of British convicts to the...
Brian To’o Criticised For Pledging Allegiance To A Major Influence On His Entire Identity
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A Samoan-Australian man, who has lived his life between Samoa and Australia, and was raised by Samoan parents, and attends a Samoan church...
Bellamy Emotionally Blackmails Storm Players With The ‘Disappointed Dad’ Chat After Latest Loss
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Melbourne Storm coach Craig Bellamy has this week shocked his playing group to its very core.
Following a second consecutive thumping in what...
Boxing Gym Playlist Changes From Dire Straits To Hilltops As Owner Officially Hands Over To Son
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There was a ceremonial passing off the torch at one of Betoota's most famous health and fitness institutions this morning, as the owner...
Wimbledon Softcocks Punish Kyrgios And Tsitsipas For A Friendly Conversation Between Two Greeks
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Wimbledon officials have broken records for pearl-clutching over the weekend, after tournament organisers took issue with what appeared to be a bit of...
South Sydney Rabbitohs Recruit Another Slow-Talking Englishman That Nobody Can Take Down
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The South Sydney Rabbitohs can today boast another neckless English recruit who can't be brought down with a meat axe.
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese...
