Armchair Expert To Dip Into His U/10s Soccer Career To Scream Strategic Advice At Socceroos
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Like many Aussie blokes whose belt size sits in the 40s, Harry “Hogga” Armstrong has never had an athletic build suited...
America Somehow Defeats A Middle Eastern Country Without Destabilising Their Democratic Process Through Illegal Military Operations
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The United States of America is celebrating a historic day today, after finally being able to successfully beat a Middle Eastern nation.
After...
Report: Looks Like Both Of Them Are Coming Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from overseas, it can be confirmed today that football is in fact coming home.
Home of course being Australia,...
“We Need A Better Team That Plays Differently” Say Foz And Boz As They Tee-Off On Socceroos
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The most handsome members of the SBS World Cup Commentary Team, Craig Foster and Mark Bosnich, have provided emotionally charged expert analysis of...
Crafty Movember Play Enables Socceroos To Boost World Cup Hopes With Late Arrival Of Star Recruit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The Socceroos hopes at the 2022 FIFA World Cup have been given an added boost this morning, after the late arrival...
Grandpa Pauses Mid Convo And Sighs After Being Overwhelmed By The Ongoing Grief Of Losing Warnie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A family breakfast in Betoota's Flight Path District was interrupted today, after a local grandfather was reminded that the greatest cricketer to ever...
Australia Condemns Qatar For Using Bangladeshi Slave Labour Instead Of Melanesian Indentured Labour
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The FIFA World Cup is about to kick off in Qatar leaving many Aussies disgusted at the idea of supporting the event.
Migrant...
Samoan Fans To Provide Enough Passion For Both Sides
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As Australia prepares to face Samoa in the wee hours of Sunday morning, Samoan fans have confirmed that they will be bringing enough...
Qatar Under Fire For Plans To Sell World Cup Beers At Sydney Prices
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Middle East nation of Qatar is facing even more criticism this week, over its hosting of the FIFA World Cup.
Once known...
England’s Daddies: United Kingdom Forced To Replace King Charles And His Family With 13 Samoans
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The United Kingdom is dealing with a dystopian new reality today, where the royal family is no longer British.
Despite ruling the country...
