Surprise Surprise: Team That Just Beat Australia In Round Of 16, Wins World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some news that comes as no surprise to actual fans of the World Game, Argentina has won the 2022 FIFA World Cup....
Nation Shocked To Learn The A-League Has That Many Fans
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australia is this weekend grappling with the fall out from a shocking incident during a local sporting derby.
With Melbourne Victory facing off against...
Local Bloke Pleasantly Surprised After His Missus Declares ‘This Is The Summer Of The BBL’
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13 seasons in and the Big Bash League, and local bloke Kev Kennedy has today finally won his girlfriend over.
After putting in well...
Researchers Confirm England Is The World Soccer Equivalent Of The Parramatta Eels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A damning scientific report has been released today, and it makes for bad reading for two of the world's most notable fan bases....
Pommy Bricklayer In A Shitty Mood Because He’s From A Stupid Country Thats Sucks At Soccer Bahaha
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After ten years in Australia, English construction worker Billy Blackpool (33) says he is still surprised by the cultural clashes he finds himself...
Nation’s Lawns In Crisis As Summer Of Cricket Kicks Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The Australian Lawn Council has issued a red alert this morning, as the nation comes to grips with a long grass...
South Australia Declares Day Of Mourning After Germany Gets Knocked Out Of World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The state of South Australia has today declared a statewide day of mourning, after Germany was unceremoniously bundled out of the World Cup....
Princess Mary Maintains Her Danish Royal Status By Cheering Like A Feral Tasmanian On The Inside
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In case you haven't been watching the news over the last 24 hours, the next golden generation of Australian soccer superstars are currently...
Les Murray Beams Down With Pride From The SBS World Cup Couch In The Sky
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
It's been a big day upstairs for the Godfather of Australian football.
Les Murray, (born László Ürge) reportedly woke up after the stroke...
Hometown Jocks Who Used To Ridicule ‘Wogball’ In School Now Banned From Cheering For The Socceroos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Australian footballing renaissance is currently underway, as the national side continues to exceed global expectations at the 2022 FIFA World Cup.
The Socceroos...
