Parramatta Fan Now In A Parallel AFL Universe After Visiting The Long-Suffering Suburb Of St Kilda
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Local Parramatta Eels fans Oxley Tuross (46) has today learnt that there is an entire suburb in Melbourne full of people who have...
Wests Tigers Fans Now Toying Up Whether He Should Book In A Week Of Leave For October
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Local Tigers fan Kevin Marshall (33) feels like he might need to take a week off week in mid-to-late October this year.
Just, you...
Now Is The Time To Check In On Your Friends From Sydney’s Northern Beaches
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If you haven't yet realised, Sydney's insular peninsular is in a state of panic right now.
Not since the pandemic-era 'Avalon Cluster' that locked...
Olympics Plan Revealed: QLD Government Decides Golfers Won’t Whinge As Much As Southside Yuppies
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Queensland Premier David Crisafulli has today unveiled the plans for the Brisbane Games, set to take place in 7 years time.
This follows a...
Gold Coast Titans Urged To Throw Their Hats In The Ring For Cherry-Evans Again Hahaha
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Queensland rugby league legend and the original millennial club-slut, Daly Cherry-Evans, is back on the market.
History is repeating itself again, as the the...
Piastri Slips Into Button-Up Check Shirt, Baggy Jorts And Downs A Pint In New Aussie Gen Z Tradition
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One of Australia's brightest young stars is today taking some time out to enjoy himself, after a huge weekend.
The young fella from...
ICC Under Pressure To Allow India To Replace Their Father Australia In Upcoming WTC Final After Champions Trophy Victory
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The International Cricket Council (ICC) is under pressure to allow India to replace Australia in the upcoming World Test...
Swans Name Everyone Captain For Must-Win Clash Against South Perth
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The Sydney Swans have named every member of their team as captain for this weekend's must-win clash against South...
Parramatta Fan Cancels Kayo Subscription And Unplugs TV From The Wall
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A local blue and gold wearing man from Betoota Heights is today sighing his way through a rather tough Monday.
Will Gibson explained...
NFL Star Tyler Manoa Immerses Himself In Rugby League Culture By Getting Tasered During Vegas Round
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The American sports star who launched the NRL season by blowing the Canberra Raider's viking horn, Las Vegas Raiders defensive lineman Tyler Manoa,...
