Matildas Momentum Now At The Point Where Pop Reveals Your Nan Had A Boot On Her Back In The Day
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The Matildas hysteria is at feverpitch, as Australia rallies behind our girls in the green and gold at the business end of the...
Nan Throws Out Iconic Danish Biscuit Tin In Show Of Solidarity With Matildas
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A Betoota Heights grandmother of 11 has today shown her colours, and issued a huge statement in solidarity with our Matildas.
Walking out...
“Who Cares About The Women’s World Cup” Says Sydney Roosters Fan With Entire Bay Of SCG To Himself
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A husky and witty local gent has today indulged the internet in another one of his trademark zingers.
Brad Walsh from Sydney's well...
Popularity Of Barbie And Matildas Proves All Women Need Is The Marketing Budget Of A Dead Rubber Origin
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some surprising news that absolutely no one could have ever predicted, it turns out people are actually interested in women centric entertainment...
Matilda’s Effortlessly Breeze Through Group Stage Of Home World Cup After Dream First Week
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The national football team is today setting its sights on the knockout stages of the World Cup.
After a dream first week, the...
England Confirm Law 10.2 Of Spirit Of Cricket Allows For 10 Requests A Session To Change Ball
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The English Cricket team have today moved to clarify a confusing facet of the game.
Speaking to media after the conclusion of the...
Australian Soccer Guy Pulls A Gun After Hearing People Say ‘Soccer’ Instead Of Saying ‘Football’
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"That's what the call it everywhere else!!" he screamed, his index finger hovering above the trigger of his handgun.
"CALL IT FOOTBALL"
"IT'S FOOTBALL"
This is...
Matildas Fan Shocked After Seeing Nigerian Prince That Scammed Him Appear On Caxton Street
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A Brisbane based Matildas fan has today had the shock of his life.
After enjoying a couple of XXXX Gold's at the Caxton...
No Way, The Simpsons Also Predicted Rain Would Wash Out Day’s 4 And 5 Of The 2023 4th Ashes Test
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The Simpsons have done it again, it can be confirmed today.
The minds behind the Springfield show have once again predicted the future....
NRL Industrial Dispute Sees Players Take Unprecedented Action Of Turning Down Free Night On Piss
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As the Hollywood Actors and Writers strikes continue to grow momentum with no end in sight, it appears that God's winter code may...
