White Collar Novocastrian Starts Turning Up To Sydney Office With The Henny Penny Under Suit Jacket
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A proud Novocastrian has been spotted in the Sydney CBD this morning as he enjoys another week entrenched in the top...
Matildas v France The Biggest TV Audience Since That Episode Of Neighbours Where Toadie Drove Dee Off The Cliff Immediately After Marrying Her
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the dust settles on a historic weekend for the nation, the true extent of the Matildas win over France is being realised....
Genius Diplomat Scott Morrison’s 2 Year Submarine Mind Games Finally Pay Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The history books are currently being altered this weekend, after a momentous 130ish minutes in Brisbane last night.
With the nation tuning into...
Reformed Jock Ally Considers Wearing A Women’s Suffrage Ribbon To the Pub To Watch The Matildas
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | ContactBen Strudwick (29), current second row prop forward for the Ramsgate Football Club, has thrown up the possibility of altering his usual pub...
Single Bloke Without A Mortgage Throws Up Bali As Possible Mad Monday Option Into Ressies Group Chat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A bloke with too much disposable income has hit a group chat this evening in the hope of building some momentum...
Aussie Soccer Fans Attempt To Emulate European Singing Culture By Belting Out The Avalanches Hit ‘Frontier Psychiatrist’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As ticket sales and TV ratings throughout the FIFA Women's World Cup surpass even the most ambitious estimates, it seems the Aussies are...
Dana White Says Preferred Venues To Host UFC 293 Came Down To Qudos Arena Or Mean Fiddler Car Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After months of waiting for Australian MMA fans, UFC President Dana White has today announced a trio of headline fights that will be...
Diamonds Win Netball World Cup And Still Make Less Headlines Than When They Offended Dear Gina
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In case you'd forgotten the hysterical protection racket that surrounded Scott Morrison at the last federal election, the Australian media appears to remain...
Denmark Happiness Index Plummets to 99.2% Following Round Of 16 Defeat To The Renters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Danes woke up in their socialist utopia to defeat following their team’s 2-0 loss to the Matildas on Monday night.
“I’m at a complete...
Equally Paid US Women’s National Team Perform Equally As Shit As Their Men’s Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The United States' National Football Team has today re-affirmed its commitment to gender equality - by making a strong statement at the FIFA...
