Fans Rush To Buy #FreeTomic T-Shirts After Tennis Star’s Arrest, Over 20,000 Sold
20 July, 2015. 165:52
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact
Online retailer, Sigmund Supplies, sold out of their new line of #FreeTomic T-shirts in just under three hours, over...
Shane Warne debuts shocking new look at UK charity match
8 July, 2015. 15:06
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
SHANE WARNE HAS stunned the crowds at a UK charity cricket match by debuting his new...
Dawn Fraser’s Racism Takes Away From How Much Of A Wanker Kyrigos Is
7 July, 2015. 16:05
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact
OLYMPIC legend Dawn Fraser has launched a vile tirade on polarising Australian tennis player Nick Kyrgios...
Tour De France targets NASCAR audiences with more entertaining accidents
7 July, 2015. 16:05
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE TOUR DE FRANCE race director has revealed that the higher than average rate of accidents...
Parramatta Dad Takes 7 Backyard Wickets In “Frightening Return To Form”
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact
As excitement for summer cricket continues, Parramatta father Chris Richards has honed his preparation, taking 7 wickets in a...
Quade Cooper Confirms Departure From QLD Reds, Hints At Code-Swap
22 June, 2015. 13:56
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Journalist | editor@betootaadvocate.com
As of minutes ago, FoxSports can reveal correspondence between disgraced Rugby Union player Quade Cooper and the...
The Bloke Who Ruined Origin With A Coward-Punch Says Opposition Is “Grubby”
17 June, 2015. 12:45
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | editor@betootaadvocate.com
"I never meant to change the rules. Miles wasn't looking so I hit him. It's as simple as...
FREE Tickets: This Aussie Guy Has Pretended To Be A Sports Journo For 20 Years
15 June, 2015. 17:06
STAFF WRITERS | Sydney Bureau Office | Contact
A CREATIVE PADDINGTON man has found a genius way to attended matches at Sydney's most prestigious...
Eddie McGuire Treated For Shock After Watching All Blacks Haka On Youtube
2 June, 2015. 11:15
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | editor@betootaadvocate.com
It has been reported that Collingwood President, Eddie McGuire has landed himself in hospital overnight while attempting to...
Nepali Slave Flattered To Learn That He Is The Sole Reason Qatar Won 2022 FIFA Bid
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Police raids of FIFA offices in Zurich and Miami last year resulted in some rather flattering revelations for the illegal migrant underclass...
