Newy Provides Perfect Conditions For The Blues Girls To Avenge NSW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The New South Wales footy gods have today decided to take matters into their own hands.
Hosting the second game in the Women's...
Report: Fuck Stoinis Is Stacked
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It's not the first time the Betoota Advocate has reported on this, but the facts remain the same. Western Australia and Melbourne...
Delusional Blues Fan Says Red Cards Should Only Be Given For Voluntary Manslaughter Or Worse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
NSW Blues fans and media commentators are at fever pitch today, as the blame game begins.
This comes as Queensland's biggest victory ever...
Cast Of Hamilton The Musical To Be Given Chance To Butcher National Anthem At Game 2
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The cast of Hamilton are set to perform 'Advance Australia Fair' at Game 2 of State of Origin at...
Mum Delighted To Spend An Uninterrupted Evening With Her Book After Being Informed Origin Is On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It's mate versus mate. State versus state. Not since the era of gladiatorial combat have we seen a competition so fierce. The...
Slater Tells Maroons To Not Get Thrown Off By A Half-Empty Stadium Because Matildas Are In Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland Origin Coach Billy Slater has today had to explain his team that the pandemic-era social distancing protocols no longer apply in...
The Many Warring Factions Of NSW Put Differences Aside To Crush Uncultured Hicks From Up North
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In a stunning display of cross-class unity, an Eastern Suburbs Sydney man and a Westie man have miraculously put their differences aside to...
“Origin Is Just A Sideshow From The Real NRL” Says Sydney Man Who Hasn’t Got Much Hope For Either
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
We are just two days out from one of the biggest events in Australia's sporting calendar, with the first match of the...
NSW Blues Presented With Commemorative Heanie To Remember Their Time In The Blue Mountains
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The NSW Blues are leaving their Blue Mountains base on Sunday and making their way down the hill to...
Reuben Cotter Reportedly First To Vomit As Slater Orders QLD Squad To Eat Truckload Of Bowen Mangos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland State Of Origin coach Billy Slater has wasted no time in getting his Maroons squad prepared for the greatest sporting battle...
