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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a succesful streak of Origin wins in the post-Lockyer era, Maroons fans are now asking if Central Queensland has got anything else to offer towards this imminent State Of Origin dynasty.  With a team stacked to the gills with the likes of Cameron Munster, Daly Cherry-Evans, Ben Hunt and Harry Grant, the people of Queensland are now demanding...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In exciting news for the Sunshine State, last night Queensland was treated to a little taste of Dark Mofo after artistically slaughtering seventeen New South Welshman in front of a captive audience at Suncorp Stadium. The exhibition was the first time Tasmania’s midwinter dark arts festival has travelled interstate, after the Queensland NRL managed to secure a...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The good times look set to keep rolling for Pat Cummins today, after the leader of the Australian team received some wonderful news upon waking up in England. Following a match winning performance as captain of the Aussie cricket team, Cummins has awoken to news from back home that his online enemies have downed their keyboard arms. Captain...

DARCY HENDERSSON | Sports | CONTACT Wollongong resident Hugh Cowan is absolutely brimming with excitement at the prospect of travelling to Brisbane for Game 2 of the 2023 State of Origin Series. Cowan has proudly supported the Maroons since he first developed an interest in the game in his teenage years, but hasn’t yet been fortunate enough to make a trip up to the...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Old City District legal practitioner has attracted the ire of his firm's HR department this morning after he took time to abuse every English white-collar refugee employed by the Betoota office. Shortly before 9 am at the Remienko Avenue offices of Rimm, Jobe & Associates, lawyer Dennis Mulligan walked over to John James' cubicle...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fuck that was good, wasn't it? Better than good. Maybe even on the level of lego. If you aren't a cricket fan and live in an internet, TV and radio blackspot but are some how reading our newspaper, Australia has won the first Ashes test. Not only did they win it, but they won it in the most...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia is once again being reminded about just how fucking painful the Poms can be sometimes. With cricket fans around the world tuning into one of the mostly hotly anticipated Ashes series of all time, there has been plenty to talk about on and off the pitch. While analysis of Bazball has been the major...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since Joey Johns was terrorising the border in the early 2000s, it seems that Queenslanders are genuinely concerned about their prospects of winning the 2023 NRL State Of Origin series. After a grinding win over NSW in the 2023 game 1 at Adelaide Oval, the Queensland squad have once again shaken off the annual skepticism...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australian Test captain Pat Cummins has taken his unconventional methods of leadership to new heights this week after taking the team to an underground cockfight in Peckham. Cummins has told The Advocate that he didn't want to "run the usual road" of forcing the team to wear their baggy greens to a tennis match or...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Another round of margaritas are being served up in a Gold Coast resort this morning as Queensland’s golden Daddys, Billy Slater and Cameron Smith soak up another stress-free day in paradise. Enjoying a morning tanning session poolside at the Sheraton Grand Mirage, The Advocate can reveal all is peachy and beachy in Maroons camp this week ahead...