Elderly Man Puts Entire Bus On High Alert After Randomly Standing Up At The Worst Possible Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAn older gentleman has decided to add some spice to everyone's morning by deciding to stand up on the bus at the worst...
Lawn Guy Loudly Talking About Edging And Aftercare Unaware Of How Much Of A Degenerate He Sounds
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local ‘lawn guy’ has left some ears burning tonight, after an innocent conversation about lawn care left eavesdroppers wondering what sort...
ABC Journalist Sacked After Interviewing A Normal And Relatable Young Person About The Rental Crisis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA journalist at the ABC has been fired this week after committing a grave breach of protocol: interviewing a millennial who is...
Boomer No Longer Able To Dine Out After Minimum Wage Employees Take His Advice And Leave For A Cheaper City
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn older bloke from the French Quarter has unfortunately found himself eating his words today, which might be the only thing he’ll...
Local Woman Really Missing The Days When She Had No Idea What Was Going On
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who often finds herself doomscrolling social media until the wee hours of the morning has today admitted she misses the...
Board Games Night Off To A Rough Start After One Mate Insists On Playing Catan
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA friendly board games night has unfortunately taken a bad turn this week, after one mate insisted on playing a game that...
Local Carnivore Bro Insists On Eating Eggs And Red Meat Off Of A Chopping Board For Some Reason
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA loud and proud carnivore continues to insist on eating his eggs and red meat on a really ergonomically unfriendly chopping board.
Myles Rowlings...
City Worker Forgot None Of His Fellow Drones Come Into Work This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A member of our town's laptop worker class was forced to confront his own irrelevance this Tuesday morning after...
Only Straight Man At Pilates Class Really Doing A Good Job At Killing The Vibe
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA straight guy at a predominantly female Pilates class is doing an amazing job at killing the positive and supportive vibe today.Finance broker...
Shrinkflation Having Its Perks Now That Local Man Can Fit Hot Cross Buns Into Toaster
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local man is finally finding himself thankful for shrinkflation after being able to successfully run his hot cross bun through the toaster...
