Man Living In Post-Big Wallet World Forced To Raw Dog Loose Notes In Pocket
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local man that recently got a cash in hand job is finding it difficult to adjust to the post-big wallet world he...
Local Woman Refuses To Take A Step Until Someone Gets Her Apple Watch So She Can Close Those Rings
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTIn an audacious display of commitment to her fitness goals, local Betoota woman Sarah Johnson, 27, brought her Saturday plans to a...
Local Man Unsure How To Confront Girlfriend About Reddit Post He’s Pretty Sure Is About Him
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local man has a feeling his girlfriend might be airing his dirty laundry on social media, after coming across an anonymous post...
Media Agree To Stop Reporting On CEO Killer And Get Back To The Important Things: How This 22 Year Old Bought Her First Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactMedia organisations have agreed to stop reporting more details about Luigi Mangione in fear it will inspire more vigilant action, with even the...
Neurotic Aunty Forced To Take Christmas Baubles Off Toddler Nephew After He Fucks Up The Spacings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has been pushed to the brink of a festive meltdown this week, after an attempt at bonding with her nephew...
Prospective Rockabilly Shunned By Community For Not Being Overweight
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Local man Shane McNamara has been rejected by the Betoota Rockabilly Society after failing to meet an unspoken but...
Blue Mountains Man Skeptical About This Whole Facebook Thing That Everyone In Sydney Is Into
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA lifelong Blue Mountains resident , Xavier Dawson (31), has expressed serious doubts about this “Facebook” phenomenon that has Sydney in a frenzy. Xavier,...
Girl Bestie Clubbing With The Gays Fully Prepared To Be Abandoned Upon Sight Of Eligible Fellow Homosexuals
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA local woman has fully embraced the fate that awaits her as she heads out clubbing with her gay best friends, knowing...
Fashion Blogger Condemns Fast Fashion, “Just Get Your Dad To Buy The Expensive Sustainable Stuff”
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a move that has stunned the influencer world, fulltime daughter and partime fashion blogger Isabella Greene (24) has boldly condemned the fast...
Local Fashion Girl On Road Trip Practically Drooling At Sight Of Neglected Country Town’s Vinnies
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local city girl on a pilgrimage from Melbourne to Sydney has struggled to keep the drool in her mouth while passing through...
