Big Money FIFO Who Installed A Home Cinema During Lockdown Hopes Major Parties Don’t Forget Us Aussie Battlers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A bloke who has pre-ordered the new Ford F-150 has outlined his hopes for the election this morning, in an exclusive...
Local Couple’s Nomadic #VanLife Photos Make Up For Being Priced Out Of Rental On Dual Income
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local couple have been forced to make the best out of a shit salad this week by masquerading as a nomadic influencer...
Boomer Thanks Young People For Sacrifices During Pandemic So He Could Live To Drain Their Super
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs John Taylor cracks open a beer and surveys the beautiful mountains from his verandah, he finds himself letting out a low...
Woman Disappointed To Discover Helmet Hanging Up In Bloke’s Apartment Belongs To An E-Scooter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week had her fantasy quashed, after realising that the bloke she’d been seeing wasn’t the bad boy she...
Germaphobe Visiting Family Quickly Piques The Interest Of Very Sticky, Very Snotty Toddler
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she awkwardly sits on the couch and attempts to make conversation with her sister’s husband, Charlotte Torres can feel someone watching her...
Dad Slowly Edges Towards Movie Playing On TV Like An Emu Inspecting A Parked LandCruiser
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACTAs he settles in to watch a movie, local bloke Aaron Henley is painfully aware of a presence looming over his shoulder.
Ah yes,...
Local Tyre Tycoon Bribes Councillors To Not Fix Potholes with Lavish RSL Chinese Dinner
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA prominent Betoota businessman is greasing some palms the good old fashioned way this evening, taking a group of local town...
Bloke Who Used To Gurn Through Multiple Disco Biccies In One Night Now Can’t Even Digest Milk Properly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactHanging in his head in shame as he clutched his stomach, Hayden Durst couldn’t believe he was taken down with something as trivial...
Home Cooked Meal Becomes Korean Fusion Food With Addition Of Kimchi
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTHome cook Tia Noonan (26) went a bit cheffy today as she added kimchi to a meal thus making...
Hometown Anti-Vaxxer Survives Facebook Cull In Hope For Future Entertainment
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA particularly vigorous anti-vaxxer has survived a vicious Facebook cull this evening, after being afforded another 12 months grace in a...
