Evil Wife Lets Out A Demonic Cackle After Rubbing Her Ice Cold Feet Against Hubby In Bed
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA sadistic woman has this week taken delight in torturing her husband, using her feet as the weapon of choice.
It’s alleged Clara Driver...
Couple In A Long Term Relationship Excitedly Catch Up With Single Mate To Hear Her Latest Hoe Story
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIf local couple James and Harper weren’t so goddamn lovely, you’d probably resent them a little bit.
A rare breed, the pair met when...
Boyfriend Misses The Memo About Bottomless Brunch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke from Perth has seriously misunderstood the meaning of a bottomless brunch this weekend, but has chosen to forge ahead without asking...
Local Girl Has Flashbacks To Nightclubbing With Drug Dealer Ex After Stumbling Into Culture Kings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she attempted to shield her eyes from the pulsating lights, local woman Charlie Sanders was instantly transported back to her days of...
Inner-City White Boy Amps Up For Mid-Week Indoor Volleyball Clash With New Kendrick Lamar Album
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
One of Betoota Grove’s most ruthless indoor volleyball talents is getting in the zone this afternoon, amping up to the sounds...
Liberals Convene To Discuss Whether Making 51% Of Population Feel Like Shit Is A Bad Strategy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the fallout from Saturday night's horror election loss continues, the Liberal Party of Australia has come together to try and make sense...
Regional Uni Student Begins Their Five Months Of Porridge
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | ContactWhile a chilly winter means more time on the ski slopes for the rich, for poor uni students like Danielle Delia (20) it...
Tipping Prompt Sends Rural Dad Into Two Hour Rant On Americanisation
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | ContactA Betoota family will never hear the end of it today as a tipping prompt sent bushie father of...
Bucks Party Who Managed To Schedule 4 Strippers And An 8Ball Forgets To Buy Groceries
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | ContactAn oversized bucks party featuring sixteen individuals who had rallied together to send off their soon-to-be married friend managed...
Local Woman Ruins Day By Thinking Too Deeply About Parent’s Age Gap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has told The Advocate today that she’s had to rethink her opinion of her dad, after hearing her parents ‘cute’...
