‘Tattoos Are Permanent You Know’ Says Mum To Daughter She Keeps Pressuring To Give Her Grandkids
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local mum has today shown she’s gone the religious route, by picking and choosing what the definition of ‘permanent’ is.
It’s alleged Debra...
Jersey Saga Causes Suburban Teen To Hold Off Coming Out To Parents That He’s A Manly Supporter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A young suburban high school student has today revealed to The Advocate one of the struggles he's gone through this week.
Sean Williams...
Laser Clinic Informs Woman She’ll Need 2K Worth Of ‘Preparation Creams’ To Go Ahead With $150 Treatment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Lindsay Vacluse just wanted to get a fucking microneedling session.
You see, when she’d spotted a deal for a half price microneedling...
Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA long-awaited hens party is in crisis this evening, after preparations for the event have been stonewalled by a group of...
EA Somehow Gets Away With Treating CEO Like Petulant Child
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact
Junior to mid-level employees looked on in disbelief today after witnessing their CEO, Tim Whitely, be told by his Executive...
Hot Choc Machine At Library Ready To Burn Your Pretty Little Tastebuds Off
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTPatrons at Betoota Community Library have been warned that the brandless hot drinks machine in the corner is presently brewing up a hot...
Bloke Who Once Ate A Jelly Shot From Your Bellybutton In Bangkok Asking For Dry July Donations
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local Betoota man is weighing up his charitability this afternoon, pondering how much money he’s willing to donate to a...
360 Degree Mirror In Department Store Changing Room Doing Little For Local Woman’s Self Esteem
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn these unprecedentedly shitty times, sometimes the best course of action is to distract yourself in any way possible - and for local...
Regional Dad Casually Mentions He’ll Be Having Some Major Surgery Tomorrow
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen Sydney local Leslie Barnes had decided to randomly call her dad this morning, she hadn’t expected to have been hit with such...
Labor Not As Keen To Close Borders Over Virus That Only Affects Rural Australians
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Australian Labor Party heavyweights have once again broken out the brand new moleskin trousers and sparkling akubra hats for a regional visit.
This...
