Advice Column | How To Negatively Gear Your Tenant’s Dignity This EOFY
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
Hi, I’m Dr Chet Spevens, property investor, intergenerational landlord, and finance expert.
Through this column, I’ve been able to...
“You Gonna Eat That Bro?” Asks Local Garbage Bin With Legs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A Betoota Heights pub has today been the scene for an interesting interaction between a human being and a garbage bin with legs....
Over The Top Parents Urged To Calm The Fuck Down About Book Week
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Emergency services are on stand-by outside The Betoota Base Public School this morning, as the grand finale of the 2022 Book Week gets...
Woman In Situationship Positive If She Sleeps With Bloke Enough He’ll Eventually Come Round
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactSitting on her couch while she stares at her blank TV screen, local woman Anita Hartwig begins her most ambitious mental gymnastics yet...
Bank Of Mum & Dad Homeloan Application Includes Strict Grandchildren Clause
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With higher interest rates resulting in a reduced borrowing capacity, and the whole housing market already being a massively overpriced chode to begin...
Woman Embarks On Ambitious Campaign To Get Mate To Join Her For Pole Dancing Lessons
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week attempted to get yet another girlfriend involved in pole dancing lessons, which is estimated to be the...
Local Woman’s Bottom Drawer Final Resting Place For Clothes She Couldn’t Be Fucked Sending Back
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she tries on some of the clothes she’s received with her latest ASOS haul, local woman Dimity Bishop is appalled to...
School Priest Bristles After Assembly Prayer Interrupted By Roaring Nissan Skyline Out For A Burn
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A proud Catholic Priest is a little perturbed this morning, after his prayers to God were ruined by the full throttle...
Indestructible Bunnings Umbrella Somehow Boasts More Longevity Than Some Of Their Power Tools
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Dad is staying today, thanks to the structural integrity of his two-year-old Bunnings umbrella.
Standing on the sidelines at Lockyer...
Overflowing Sharehouse Bin Becomes A Fun Jenga-Style Game Of Balance
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The game is afoot in a French Quarter share house as a silent standoff over whose turn it was to take the rubbish...
