Local Bloke Heading Home For Christmas Does Yearly Scan To See Which High School Crush Isn’t Shacked Up Yet
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local bloke is attempting to reignite some old flames this afternoon, before he maps his return to his hometown for...
Friends And Family Thrilled Christmas Plans Must Revolve Around High Maintenance Couple Getting Married On Boxing Day
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local couple are being reprimanded this morning, after gifting all of their closest friends and family a giant headache for...
Obscure Words Like ‘Jazz’ And ‘Leaf’ Now More Common In Kindy Than Glorious Bogan Names Like Rybekkah
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The old days of new parents using unconventional spelling for traditional names are behind us, it has been confirmed.
This disappointing news has been...
Manager Happy To Unload Legally Incriminating Gossip About Departing Boss After A Few Chrissy Proseccos
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Both Prosecco and gossip is flowing at a waterfront restaurant this afternoon, as a team of local Accountants give it a...
City Girl To Sue Hollywood After Returning To Hometown Void Of Any Spunky Blokes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
After spending the majority of her adult life enjoying Christmas rom coms, Stella Elliot has had enough.
Whilst she thoroughly enjoys the...
RnB Heavy Playlist Inspires Local Bloke To Unleash Some Career Limiting Moves On Office Christmas Dancefloor
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local bloke is planning to book himself appointments with a Physio and his HR department this evening, after the sounds...
Inflation Clearly Affecting Nan’s Christmas Present Budget
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In concerning reports from Betoota Heights this festive morning, it appears national inflation is continuing to dampen any shred of Christmas...
Qantas In-flight Magazine Inspires Local Bloke To Fantasise About A Life with Disposable Wealth
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA middle income earner has allowed himself to dream this morning, as he ponders what life must be like for the...
Caboolture Ignores National Outrage And Goes Ahead With Annual Boxing Day Possum Toss Festival
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTThe proud Queensland township of Caboolture is doubling down and flinging long today, as it shuns calls to break tradition and...
Local Bloke Ruins Cosy ‘Love Actually’ Date Night Ambience By Asking “Oi, Didn’t That Snape Guy Die?”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local Romeo is in the doghouse this evening, after killing the romance of Christmas with his stupid film commentary.
Snuggled up...
