Absolute Clown’s Proposal Declined After Failing To Realise She’s Strictly A Gold And Gemstone Gal
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today come to the realisation that her man doesn’t actually love her as much as she thought he did,...
Local Bloke Tells Girlfriend Her Frank Green Water Bottle Has Nothing On His Scott Green Water Bottle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactMichael Lewisham has today given his thoughts on his girlfriend Nat's latest impulsive purchase, after hearing her sing her praise for her...
Developer Solves Housing Affordability Crisis By Developing 7 Luxury Townhouses
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
Giorgos Christopoulos said he always felt powerless to solve the housing affordability crisis when he was Mayor of the Greater Diamantina Shire.
However now...
Home Birthed Kid To Attend Home School, Home University, Home Life
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
The first chapter in what will kind of be a lifetime started today as couple Lentil & Lettuce Jones welcomed their baby girl...
“Omg We HAVE To Do Burrata” Says Woman Who’s Just Discovered What Overpriced Cheese Pimple Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Kelsey Sparks remembers the first time she sunk her teeth into a $15 burrata.
Having moved from the outskirts of Betoota to the...
Government Spends $368 Billion On Some Submarines That Will Halt China’s Invasion By 14 Hours
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
There's some exciting news for the people of Australia this morning.
The nation has arisen to the revelation that we will have a...
Skip Magically Fills Up With Everyone Else’s Shit Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA marvellous appearing act dazzled crowds in Betoota Heights this week as a skip hired by Ian Pervis (48) has magically filled with...
Sight Of Mate On Street Prompts Spontaneous Abuse From Car Window
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA usually decent member of society jumped down with the dregs today after the sight of his mate walking along the street prompted...
Local Woman Lets Out Delighted Piggy Squeal After Discovering More Chips In The Bottom Of The Bag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has found herself finding joy in the small things this weekend, after a routine visit to Betoota Ponds knock off...
Marketing Manager Posts Indulgent LinkedIn Essay To Celebrate Launch Of New 3-in-1 Toilet Cleaner
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A real mover n’ shaker in the toilet care industry has decided pleasure himself publicly online this morning by posting a...
