Bloke That Doesn’t Own A Car Assumes Bag Of Snakes Is Fair Trade For Jumping In On Interstate Road Trip
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAt 27 years of age, the fact that local man Zach Kenworth doesn’t have a car or even a valid drivers...
Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact
This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand public barbecue area.
Sources say the party was...
Bloke Whose Crusts Look Like This Told To Just Microwave A Bowl Of Cheese And Eat That Instead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA fully grown man last night revealed he has the eating habits of a child, much to the shock (and delight) of his...
Coogee Concreter Breaks Into Stirring Rendition Of ‘Come Out Ye Black And Tans’ At Early Knock Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A building site in County Coogee has today been treated to a rather spectacular Friday arvo knock off.
With tools heading back into...
Baker Confirms Gluten Free Bread Always Has Holes In It Because That’s Where The Gluten Used To Be
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Though local woman Gwen Bennett had expected the odd few wrinkles there have been a few parts of her thirties that have...
Short Man Breaks The Mould By Being Extremely Well Mannered And Un-Argumentative
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
An extremely unusual character has been unearthed in Betoota's Old City District this afternoon.
In what is being described by local anthropologists as...
Supposedly Evolved Species Puts Leafy Greens On A Toastie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAll the hard work that our species has done since our fishy forebears crawled out of the water has been undone as our...
Game Of ‘Are They On A First Date Or A Couple’ Quickly Evolves Into Brutal Character Assessments
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough it can be harder and harder to align schedules as you bridge from early to late twenties, Betoota Heights besties, Laura Mescal...
Local Woman Just Keeping Ex Boyfriends Old T-Shirt Because It’s Comfortable To Sleep In, Okay!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Hayley Morgenstein has today had to defend herself against a mate asking some prying questions, insisting that she in no...
Hometown Grog Monster Not Heard From In Years Re-emerges On Facebook Feed As A Spiritual Yogi
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIf you’d asked anyone from Betoota Ponds what they thought of Daniel Hanneman five years ago, you would have gotten a lot...
