Country That Voted Macklemore No 1 Trusted With Historic Referendum
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a scenario similar to giving car keys and a credit card to a 10-year-old and asking them to pop up to the...
“Work Wife” Files For Work Divorce After Finding Out She’s Some Weirdo’s Work Wife
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe workplace ombudsman and family court have both been called in this week as a local ‘work wife’ has filed for a ‘work...
Report: Try Not To Think About What Other Hotel Guests Did With It
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a recent report by smarttraveller.com.au Australians staying in hotels are advised it is best not to think about what all the other...
Uni Student At Stage Where They Think It’s Time To Host A Dinner Party
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTLocal uni student Sarah Paulson (20) is stumbling drunkenly into adulthood this week after entering the stage in her tertiary education where she...
Girlfriend Escorted Out Of Restaurant For Giving Into Natural Instincts And Busting Burrata Like A Pimple
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter woman last night copped a few glares at Betoota's finest Italian restaurant, La Cibo, for being unable to stop herself...
Local Man Back From Byron Holiday Asks If You’ve Heard Of Stone & Wood
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man, who only recently discovered seltzer has decided to dip his toe into the exciting world of craft beer after a...
News Of Foo Fighters Tour Inspires Nations Bearded Dads To Dig Out Their Old Leather Wristbands
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Fingers are tapping on the steering Wheels of Kia Carnivals across the country this week, as Australia’s bearded Dads drop their...
‘I’ve Got That Dawg In Me’ Reckons Mate Who’s Only Ever Fought In A Pokémon Battle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal man Andrew Deeves reckons he has that fucking DAWG IN HIM.Nobody knows where the 27 year old IT support officer heard that...
Born Again Christian Definitely Did Something Fucked Lol
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds woman who has suddenly re-emerged on social media as Christian is alleged to have done some really fucked up shit...
“It’s Still Fraser Island To Me” Says Bloke Who Only Holidays In Uluwatu On The Bukit Peninsula
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A 60 something regional man who holds great sway of the state of Queensland and the nation of Australia in general, has today...
